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"Happy Bowser Day! I made cookies~!" The happy paratroopa produced a baking tray full of barely edible looking cookies in the shape of the Koopa King's head.
His goomba and shy guy comrades stared uncomfortably from the cookies to each other and then to Paraplonk.
"Uh, no offense, Corporal," Sgt. Guy drawled, "...but I'm not sure I trust your cooking skills."
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"Okay... So... If our kingdom and the Mushroom Kingdom have a truce right now, does that mean Mario's not our enemy anymore?"
"I still don't trust that overall-wearing pipe cleaner..."
"But...y-you gotta admit, that mustache is pretty sweet..."
SG: "Your Studliness!"
CP: "We baked you a cake!"
PG: "We hope you like it, sir!"
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What are you guys doing slacking off?!
All three immediately jumped to attention when Bowser appeared.
SG: "Your surliness! W-We weren't slacking off, honest! We were just standing by, awaiting further orders!"
CP: "Right! We're all set for duty; we just need the the word."
PG: "Yep! What they said!"
"What are they even talking about?"
"Tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day, also known as Shamrock Day in some parts of the globe. There's a peculiar tradition of pinching those not wearing green that day."
"........." [Private Goomp stared between Guy's green robe, Paraplonk's green shoes, and his own entirely blue ensemble.] "...Great... It's gonna be pick-on-the-private day..."
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[All three immediately stand to attention the moment the chief Magikoopa makes his presence known.]
SG: "Sgt. Guy, Cpl. Paraplonk, and Pvt. Goomp ready for duty, sir!"
CP: "Yep! We await your orders, whatever they may be, Mr. Kamek sir!"
PG: "Yeah, we haven't been slacking off at all, sir!"
"You lot havent been falling asleep again, have you..?"
SG: "O-Oh! No, sir! No, of course not! No naps on the job here!"
