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"Okay... So... If our kingdom and the Mushroom Kingdom have a truce right now, does that mean Mario's not our enemy anymore?"
"I still don't trust that overall-wearing pipe cleaner..."
"But...y-you gotta admit, that mustache is pretty sweet..."
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"Poyo?"
"..."
"...Huh?"
"Sounds like one of those hot breakfast meals..."
Private Goomp snickered and then faked an elderly British accent. "Oh no! Yadablahblahblahblah!"
Corporal Paraplonk and Sergeant Guy laughed.
Do goombas even have butts? Well, here's a free face-pinch then!
"OW! Aw, man, I knew I was gonna hate this holiday..."
"What are they even talking about?"
"Tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day, also known as Shamrock Day in some parts of the globe. There's a peculiar tradition of pinching those not wearing green that day."
"........." [Private Goomp stared between Guy's green robe, Paraplonk's green shoes, and his own entirely blue ensemble.] "...Great... It's gonna be pick-on-the-private day..."
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CP: "I'm so stoked to be back! I wonder what happened while we were gone!"
SG: "That vacation might've been just what the doctor ordered. We should probably get back to work. Good soldiers don't get (re)promoted for slacking off."
PG: "I'm up for whatever. Even if it means cleaning the locker room again..."
princexdreambert started following you
PG: "Uhh, guys? I feel like I've seen that guy before..."
CP: "Aww, he's kinda cute... But yeah he does look familiar..."
SG: "Private... Corporal... It's the talking pillow prince that accompanied Mario on Pi'illo Island."
CP: "Oh. Err...I-I mean, what are you doing around these parts, huh???"
[Sgt. Guy maskpalms, which would've been shown in a stock reaction if the mun had the time to make a decent maskpalm reaction for the guy.]
PG: "So... Who's this Kammy lady again, and how come we rarely see her?"
SG: "Kammy Koopa is a senior-ranking official of the Magikoopa Corps; same hierarchy level as Kamek Koopa."
CP: "I heard they dated once!"
PG: "Their first date was probably watching the meteor strike that killed the dinosaurs."
CP: "No, silly! Their first date had to have been them summoning the meteor strike that killed the dinosaurs."
