What kind of job is that actually? You grow up... you spend your entire life growing up and you hate it when kids laugh at you. They pick on you and you actually... MAYBE THATS HOW I ENDED UP HERE! This is just the biggest epiphany I've ever had! I spent [half of my life] being picked on and laughed at, I just got used to it! I said, "I'm going to make that my CAREER!" This is how I've ended up here! This is how this all happened!
Guude
"Half of that was true, half of it was me attempting to be funny. You figure out which part."








