#gutter goth

“Our clique didn’t really have a name, but we never went to the bathroom,” says Season 7’s Miss Congeniality. “It was like ’Urinary Protestors.’ I swear to God, I never went to the bathroom once in high school. I had two other friends and they were part of this club I created.”

Was Katya rocking babushkas and eye-patches back in the day?

“My style was all black all the time. It was ’gutter goth’—really cheap, but really goth-y. We drank blood and sat in the dark. I’m not joking, we drank each other’s blood. No lights, no peeing. Just blood and sadness.”

Sounds like a really bad episode of Untucked.