#gulinazha

Gulinazha as Rong Shanbao

She's obligated to help him because if you find a hot man in desperate straits in a costume drama, you'd be an absolute idiot not to rescue him - he's either a royal, an aristo, a general or otherwise some super important guy who will be the ultimate catch. It's the law.

'You might as well come inside to search.'

Asdfghjkl!!!!! First planting the tea seeds and now THIS! How did it pass censorship is beyond me because her invitation is so blatantly highkey explicit it can be considered an R-rated p*rn talk. Now give me more.

Bitches (men and women) are jealous and dumb

Hou Minghao is a nice piece of meat and is treated as such

Gulinazha is a beautiful vase that comes alive when she has to act like a thirsty lecher towards aforementioned nice piece of meat

Tea is serious business

A few murders here and there

Lots of blurring filters

Lots of wind machines

More plot twists and secrets than your aunt’s telenovela

Avoid if you can’t stand overpowered Mary Sues and normally logical characters making illogical decisions for ~plot reasons