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Repost of what’s already over on the main blog to keep you lot on Dumblr in the loop. Wouldn’t want anyone complaining now, would we? ...

If Joojconverts wonders why we've not bothered returning her latest piece of self-centred attention seeking emailed to us here at Dumblr, now she's about to find out.

Here's an example, kid, of the f**king Bigger Picture we've found ourselves dealing with every so often these last twelve odd years - ie. some other bumnugget's idea of self-centred attention seeking being threatening to spoil other people's day when they're just trying to have their Simming fun in peace.

(And which, to put it bluntly, we’ve long past tired of. Things have been pretty calm and happy for years now, and we for one want it kept that way. If the game doesn’t provide you with the ‘entertainment’ you seek, there’s the door, don’t come back, just crawl away somewhere else and die quietly).

On Monday, a message was sent to us here on Dumblr from someone claiming to be Nikobelic999:

Are we supposed to do this?

For those needing a recap as to whom this individual was, he is probably best remembered - if at all - for a rather famous meltdown on the old EA forum which not only completely embarrassed himself, but also his supposed friends from whichever forum Sims3Rich aka Comrade Rich was running at that time.

Although some with longer memories at Boolprop Fight The Addiction False may remember suffering the attentions of Nikobelic999 along with one SimPESwami hijacking their chat board trying to recruit members for their own, chucking all manner of accusations around, before fighting with each other.

(Sims3Rich tried to deny any responsibility, even through he'd instigated it, but that's another story...).

Wonderfully entertaining sort of behaviour to a certain type of Simmer - but a crashing bore to your average Taffer (ie. someone from Boolprop FTAF ), who like their forum peaceful and the drama to be left to their members' stories.

(They were far from the only ones suffering the ‘Comrades’ attentions, as the former SiManiacs forum members will testify).

Nikobelic999 also ran up two forums of his own - Sims3UltimateFans and SimsUltimateFans. They lasted about as long as a gigolo with Chronic Fatigue Syndrome and premature ejaculation.

Once he was expelled from both the EA forum and the Comrades' forums, he vanished from the Simming world, his boats well and truly burned.

Until now.

To be honest, the immediate - and incorrect - reaction of your humble narrator was to put it down to the endless array of Incels, basement dwellers, drunks and losers which pepper Tumblr. Any bumnugget can run up a Dumblr account in a few minutes in order to send feeble messages to others.

However, the other half of operations was more on the uptake, and on one of their regular sweeps spotted the following over at - and this was when alarm bells were raised - Boolprop Fight The Addiction False.

Now, we've got a soft spot for the Taffers as you know, so we were snared if we were going to sit back and just hope this was going to be all talk.

Forewarned is forearmed, and so it was time to get the word out to the Taffers whilst not reacting to the Dumblr arseturnip directly ...

(Yes, we couldn't resist giving Chase and Cororon a pan when we sent their warnings to them for old times's sake!)

But we waited until we'd confirmation from another Taffer, Blamsart, that at least one of the various members we sent messages to acress a variety of channels had read what we'd sent and Boolprop FTAF was alerted to potential aggro.

If Nikobelic999 wants to be a bell-end again, he can do it on someone else's forum. Plumbob knows it's what he's been doing elsewhere over the years.

Between 2010 after getting expelled from the Simming world, he was a failed Pokemon trainer ...

Take a note of that date of birth, by the way - 14th May 1997 - which would make him 24. Except he was telling a different story elsewhere ...

Last year, he turned up on some small penis support society drag car enthusiasts' forum ('Come join the discussion about racing, builds, pro mods, hot rods, events, turbos, nitrous, superchargers, and more things you think compensate for your chippolata!'), now claiming to be thirty one years of age (we assume he means physically ...).

Note well, the change in date of birth to 14th May 1989 - oh, and the irony of him saying he doesn't like keyboard warriors!

But if you think his willy waving about his supposed cars is bad enough, just wait until you read his intro to the forum:

Right. You've owned your own drywall company for fifteen years since 2020 - which means since 2005 ... when you were fifteen or sixteen, according to the date of birth you gave the Yellowbullet forum - or, if we go by the date of birth you used over on the Pokemon trainer forum, since you were EIGHT YEARS OLD?

At least we can confirm his name Jordan is real, since another old Comrade, JKTee511 (altogether now .... 'Mummies! Puppies! Lady Gaga!') called him that back in the day during one of their frequent rows on the EA forum:

We reckon the only cars he has come from another of his games:

Over a decade later, Nikobelic999 is still the same incredible bullshitting man he was back then. That would be sad enough.

But to come back acting like the very keyboard warrior he claim to despise elsewhere, and try to get the attention once more of those who made sure his stupidity of yesteryear was recorded for later generations to view upon and cringe - as if it was something he is proud of - is beyond sad.

Maybe we're reading between the lines, but the impression we get is that 'Comrade Niko's Glorious Wobbly' actually counts as one of the highlights of his sorry little life - a life of lying through his teeth online about being the owner of his own company since he was still at school (indeed since he were perhaps as low as the third grade!) and plumbob knows what else, since he appears allergic to telling the truth even to himself.

He was certainly no big deal even amongst the Comrades themselves, certainly we doubt MadameLee, JKTee511, Ava the Muffinator, Ella the Jaybird10001, Retaf, DebBussing or any of the others ever mourned his vanishing.

He is more to be pitied than scolded, a pathetic Walter Mitty wasting his life with online lies about being a bigger deal than he is, and trying to noise up others in his search for relevance.

USED to be...