My Hedgehogs Table Manners
I don’t know what to do with my Hedgehog... She has terrible table manners! I gave her a hot-dog and some ketchup and a few peanut butter crackers she stuck her plodders (I mean her feet) onto the table that was so clean and with a squeak that was discreet she demanded a side of green beans and because I wanted her to consume the meal I prepared for her I fetched her a small dish with a few green beans, I placed next to the crackers and she surveyed her meal so nice and quickly made the scene a disaster she got her hotdog and kicked it off the table, where the ketchup spattered onto the floor. She rammed her head (Don’t ask me why, she’s a grump) Into the crackers with peanut spread and into the green beans they thumped The food was spilling everywhere she huffed and puffed and squeaked and I just shook my head, I didn’t care and I’ll never know why she freaked. But then as I started to clean the mess she was there just eating her green beans For this incident I don’t love her any less, She is still my tiny hedgehog queen.
---Ava Nerio(ourhedgehogsunitethings)
