top five #dantheman moments?
OH MY G od this is such a good ask oh my god
the fact that he missed his flight out of austin twice
HIS HORRIBLE PARALLEL PARKIN IN GTA
when he pretended to be a fan in line at rtx and gave ray that hug where he swung him around (or rlly any of the stuff he does with ray, those tweets about trading cocaine for rayās goods was so great)
the āDrunk. But i have chicken nuggets. #Win #GoMeā tweet
thisĀ in general











