As the most successful office raccoon, what are the most efficient ways to frustrate your coworkers, from your sheer experiences? Connor, Nines, Tina, Hank, Capt.Allen, go!
"Oh so sweet wonder, let me tell you, there's nothing funnier than to send Connor to make the coffee. When it comes back, telling it it's not the right mix, and when it come back, it's too sweet, and then too hot, and then too cold. That prick has infinite patience, I think it's the only positive point at the machine. Turning them nuts that's so funny.
For Nines.. it's less easy. It never accept to bring coffee. All what matter to that thing is to do my job, so I send it urgent calls for important case on field." He stopped, laughing his heart out.
"But when it arrives on spot! It find only shitty shop and nothing to do with murder case! Holy shit those machines are so dumb.. last time I sent him to a hard gay accessories shop, I didn't know an android could have such a long face when he came back! And the must, it's that Nines always ALWAYS falls into that trap! Its so-called professionalism prevents it to ignore any call, oh god, it so dumb..!" He still laughed for a while until he calmed down.
"Okay, okay.. Tina.. Hm.. don't tell her okay? But I love to change the place of her stuffs. Like she puts her phone in the first drawer on her left? I put it in the second on her right. She let a black pen on her desk? I change it for a red one, I take her coffee and replace it with hot chocolate, I put her jacket upside down, I put all her folders from her desk to her left drawer and all and all, of course I never do it when she is around, and I act innocent when she got exasperated! Poor girl she deserves way better friend.." He concluded, with a serious and concerned face, closing Tina's drawer on her wallet.
"Hank, oh it's easy. Any time I pass near him, I kick in his desk or chair, or his feet.. or the back of his seat the rare time we share a car. My goal is to make him so mad he goes in retirement with his big stinky doggo and has some lazy rest as the very very very old man he is." He stopped a second, pensive.
"What? What are you looking at me like this? It's only to have his place of lieutenant! I don't care a shit about that drunkhead douchebag! Next!" He yelled, getting all embarrassed and angered by himself.
"Ah. Captain Allen, uh.." Soon angered vanished and let a smirk appeared on the detectives lips.
"I have a lot of way to annoy that man.. He goes slightly annoyed when I steal his clothes, and he also is grumpy when I arrive late at a rendez vous, he also is kind annoyed when I'm close with my colleagues and when I come at his home without calling first, or when I don't knock at his office door, or when I forget to put my dirty dish in sink, or when i call him dadd- David, or when I wear the clothes of his ex- Uuh.." He stopped suddenly, kinda unsure of how to finish.
".... N-nevermind. Allen is like annoyed and frustrated in a daily basis..." Now the man had a slight blush at his cheeks and ears and hurry to end the so funny question game.
