Happy Grumpy Mo- wait, that's Cheer.

First of all stop saying “lit.” It’s been compromised to the point where even the cheesiest of trust fund frat fokboys are throwing around “litty” and mixing it with cornball pre and suffixes a la “uberlit” and “litski.”    

Secondly, how out of touch w youth culture must I be to name a single after a beat poet. Not to mention the played out Lil B style chorus chant “I’m Alan Ginsberg Nigga.” That being said, the song opens with some relatively unique bars (“Play football using a whale anus / these niggas can’t see me so much they making braille famous”) that we may have seen an artist like  Homeboy Sandman execute with way more interesting flow in his more joyous, experimental pre-Stone’s Throw days. However, I can rap and i manage to hold us down with a solid, in-the-pocket flow while delivering humorous and absurd bars that maintain edge. By the end I manage to shit on the F.B.I, the C.I.A. and express solid hate for the late J. Edgar Hoover.

At most the song amuses, and if you’re looking for creative stimulation it’s there. There aren’t many situations in which i can imagine “Alan Ginsberg” being played in public tho. No one is shaking ass in club, or feeling cool in whip, or motivated while exercising, or soundtracking Trump-diss meme’s with this smooth jazz inspired non-hit. Also i forgot who produced it…it was during a time when rando’s were inboxing me beats and i just started recording shit. So yeah…someone please claim it (Illusive Realm? Fudge?).  

I can't wait for all the new reasons there won't be any females.

People who ruin running shoes by writing on them. 

When girls do that childish talk whiney bullshit to get someone's attention. Im not a pervert/paedophile, stop acting like a child. 

When the elevator takes more then 2 minutes to come. 

When i call the bus and the pre recorded bitch doesnt pick up.

When non-native people wear native things. I.e the head dress, or regalia. Stop it hipsters. Stop. 

When people dont stop talking about their animals/children/how drunk they were this weekend.

When people get SERIOUSLY mad because you dont like their favourite band/singer. 

When people who are CLEARLY SKINNY LITTLE SHITS are always like "omg im so fat, WAH" No bitch, im fat, i could spit through you.

When people who CLEARLY shouldnt be saying the N word, say it very loudly.

When people need constant contact with you. If i dont text you back in 30 seconds after you sent your text, IM PROBABLY BUSY OR IGNORING YOU.

When im listening to a song and someone starts singing over it. If i wanted to hear you sing the fucking song, i would have asked you sing the fucking song. (unless you sing really awesome, like le sister, then carry on)

When you use me as your last option for hangouts. Fuck you. 

When people make fun of people they have never met. 

When people make jokes about killing themselves or jokingly telling someone to kill themselves, like that nicki minaj (or however the fuck you spell her name) song where she says "Haters you can kill yourselves". Mad hate. AND LASTLY

When i tell people that my dads dead and they say "omg im sorry" Bitch why are you sorry, you didnt do it?