#grumpy grump grump

yes, I'm sure my US state's department of licensing - enforcement (a thing that may or may not exist i didn't bother to look) will send me texts from - check's country code - the Philippines, yes that makes sense. I better click the link immediately and not wait for an official mail because yes I'm sure this unpaid fine for an undisclosed vehicle where they don't even say the licenseplate or the date of the infraction will mean that it will go on my permanent recond

"I have no objection to the idea of being used as a projectile, you never offered."