#grrr rant

The stupid bigot running the United States just made it to where I hate him even more. How you might ask? Simple. Being transgender apparently makes you a fucking terrorist in that stupid f**ck's head.

Okay, so I am having a bit of Wolverine brain rot cause he is amazing. This man is an old (and I mean *old*) school Canadian. He was a child there in the late 19th century. He is old as fuck and still absolutely fabulous. He has a healing ability that makes it to where he can regenerate from a single drop of blood or a single cell, sure he goes feral for a while afterwards but that isn't the point. He had served in both world wars in the X-men universe. He had Adamantium, a highly deadly metal, coating his entire skeleton. The only reason why he survived that long was because of his healing ability. After that got removed, his healing ability skyrocketed. He got hit by a car and regenerated his broken bones within seconds of it. This man also has fucking bone claws. There is a universe where he doesn't get turned into Weapon X. He is DATING Hercules. Zeus was a stupid bigot about that, but that is unimportant. As a fucking gift, Hercules gifts James Howlett, Wolverine's real name, GOLD to coat his skeleton in. The clone, X-23 or Laura Kinney that eventually becomes Wolverine, is an exact copy of him. She also has three claws as well, two in her hands on one in her feet. He is also canonically 5'3. He is a short king! I love him!

I love sharks. If you don't like sharks, leave me and my sharks alone. Anyways!