If & When I Go To Governor School (SCGSAH)
*during orientation*
Teacher: What's the main reason you wanted to come to SCGSAH?
Other Students: Because we love the arts. The arts are our lives!
Me: Well that, and I've ran out of gays to chose from at my old school...
...decided to come here and start anew.
Everybody: ...
Me: ...
Me: ...I'm single and ready to mingle!
*nobody wants to mingle*
Me: Well, I guess Grindr will have to do...














