#grifflins

Luke and Ria

“Watching you fail spectacularly gives me so much joy.”

"Yeah, yeah rub it in, ya arse. Might as well enjoy it while you can because this victory won't last long."

“This isn’t you!”

"Are you high again? I don't think I can deal with your imaginary friend Cliff again."

“You don’t sound like yourself!”

"Calm down, I assure you I am still very much me. All I'm saying is monogamy doesn't sound so god-awful anymore."

"Did he dump you because he found out you were satan?"

"Why? Jealous that I made a new friend?"

"I’m surprised you didn’t shoot me yourself.” 

Bralivia

☺: for a happy voicemail“Hey beautiful, I know I just dropped you off like all of five minutes ago but I am still not over that appointment today. you wousl think after having one, the second wouldn’t be as fascinating…but it is. Another boy! He is perfect. Just like his mother and brother.”

♥ : for a loving voicemail“You’re perfect, you know that? No, I mean, like literally perfect. I could say it over and over because I look at you and I just can’t think of anything else. I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you and our family.”

♚ : for a confessing voicemail“It’s been one of those days that I just wish we weren’t in this…I don’t even fucking know what this is. I ove you, okay. I have known it for a long time now and I just want to be able to go to you and tell you and hold you without it being awkward.”

☆ : for a drunken voicemail“Did you know I fell asleep thinking about you again? I dreamed about you. It really fuckin’ sucks. I hope you know that. You ruined me. And I can’t even hate you for it.”

✾: for a congratulatory voicemail“I don’t really know what to say besides I knew you could do it. You are brilliant , and now the world knows it too.”

Grifflins

☽: for the final voicemail ever received (think death, etc)“I saw this cartoon today of these two old fuckers still cracking jokes in a nursing home. Made me think of us. You’re the brother I never wanted.”

♦: for an apologetic voicemail“Look, I should have been there…and I’m really fucking sorry I wasn’t. A girl though, that’s…that’s incredible mate. I’m sure she’s beautiful.”

♣: for a sad voicemail“I still can’t believe she is gone. The world has too many fuckups to take her before her time. I’m really sorry. She truly was like my own mum. I’m catching the next flight out to London in the morning.”

Reidan

☎: for a voicemail not meant for you“I don’t know how I feel Renee! Stop always pressuring me okay. I don’t need the constant texts and offers to set me up with this really great guy from your chemistry class. I just want to figure this out my own way, without your help.”

☃: for a holiday-centric voicemail“Did you know that when I was four my dad accidentally told me Santa wasn’t real? Yeah, well, the illusion has been dead since then and I’ve never liked Christmas. Anyway, I hope your break is going well. If you get a chance you can, you know, call me and tell me about it.”

✉: for a ‘BIG NEWS!’ voicemail“I got accepted into the program. INTO MIT. I think I might be hyperventilating. When I found out…I don’t know, you were the first person I wanted to tell. So…yeah. I’m in!”

Bentasha

[text] I accidentally sexted your mum, I’m sorry xox[text] What the fuck![text] So many unwanted visuals

[text] There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro[text] Fucking your cousin at Christmas was an accident. We were drunk and horny. That fucking spiked cider.

[text] I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit”[text] It seemed perfectly reasonable at the time.