#bralivia

BRALIVIA

"This is the right thing to do, and you know it."

"I know what the right thing to do is, Brad. You don't have to be condescending about it."

"Don’t you wanna stay?"

"I do, but I don't think this is the right time. I should go."

"I missed you."

"I wish you didn't have to spend so many nights away. Jace and I don't like it."

"Kiss me."

She bit her lip, her eyes shifting to his lips for a short moment and closed the space between them. Wrapping her arms around his neck she pressed her body harder against his, briefly invading his mouth with her tongue before pulling away. "I think we should go home now. I want to do a lot more than just kiss you now." 

"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."

"Okay, I think we should go now. You've had enough and the boys have a game tomorrow. I'll take care of you once you're in bed."

"I thought we were the real deal."

"Shut up and come to bed already. I'll show you the real deal."

STEVI

"You weren’t meant to get involved."

"Thank you, Captain Obvious. I'm so fucking done with you right now."

[MSG:] I just wanted to say I’m sorry.

[MSG:] That's not going to cut it. Fuck your stupid apology.

[MSG:] I'm not taking it seriously over a stupid text.

"Where were you?" (Stevi)

BRALIVIA

[text] I know it’s late, but I just thought about the time we stayed up all night talking. I miss that. I miss you.

[text] It's been a while since we could even be in the same room.

[text] But I miss you too.

[text] You can’t keep sexting me in class. The only body part of mine I should be raising is my hand!

[text] I told you to skip class because I have needs. We could be having sex right now, but I guess listening to some 80 yr old man is more appealing.

"You know how I feel."

"Knowing sometimes isn't enough. Try acting on your feelings for once."

"Have you seen my shirt?"

"Depends if you're trying to take it back or if you're just wondering where it is."

"I can’t sleep." 

"You're not the only one. I'm sure you heard Jace crying, but he's asleep again. He succeeded in leaving me wide awake though."

NOLLY

[text] I’ve cried too much for you. I can’t do this anymore.

[text] Are you saying you're done with us?

[text] No, you can't fucking do this to me

[text] Holly, we said forever!

"I don't want to love you, but I do."

"Never thought I'd say this but you need some serious help. We aren't good for each other. I'm not good for you, Holly. What part of I have to stop hurting you don't you fucking understand and I can't so that unless you stay away from me because I'm not strong enough to stay away from you."

"You could never love me back."

[ BOOMER ] 

“Now that they’re asleep we can have some quiet time.”

“That is literally the best news I’ve heard all day. Now get your cute little ass over here.”

“The baby won’t stop crying.”

“Hey, you go lay down and I’ll take over baby duty for a while, k? We’ll have guy time and bond over Nascar and beer and how gorgeous Mom is. It’ll be great.”

“No no, I’m pretty sure his first word was dad.”

“This poor kid will probably get that thrown in his face for the rest of his life. Even if he said my name first, he still loves you more.”

“Please tell me you didn’t tell him/her it was okay to hit the other children?”

“What? She said the kid made fun of her all week so I told her she could punch him. If her teacher got her in trouble for that, she’s a sexist, keeping women down. We should file a lawsuit.”

[ BRALIVIA ]

“I didn’t spend 9 hours in labour for you to get out of making dinner just because you have a headache!”

“Yes, the shouting at me is really helping the throbbing in my temples. Besides you know what a horrible cook I am. But if you want hot dogs and Kraft mac n cheese for dinner, who am I to argue?

"Don’t forget to pick the kids up from school!”

“I wouldn’t forget our children, Liv. Geez. What do you take me for? I mean there was that one time…but it was once! EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES OKAY.”

“Can you feel him kicking?”

“Whoa! That is…really weird. Does it hurt?”

“They’re so sweet when they’re asleep.”

“I don’t know, Bear kind of frowns in his sleep. Like he’s not even impressed with his own imagination.”

“They take after you with that temper.”

“We’re stuck in this meaningless, mind-blowing sex loop.”

“Hey, it’s not meaningless. I resent that. And besides, I’m not complaining.”

“You’d better not be selfish. A woman remembers.”

“Never. In fact, I’m willing to commit a very selfless act right now…”

“Well, you want to go somewhere and talk? Or not talk?”

“There is nothing for me to say. And there is nothing for me to not say. I just think you should go.”

“Just because we can’t be friends doesn’t mean we aren’t.”

“Really? Because I’d say, given everything, friends is on the bottom of the list of things we are.”

“You’re worth more than a guest lecture fee, everyone knows that.”

Bralivia

☺: for a happy voicemail“Hey beautiful, I know I just dropped you off like all of five minutes ago but I am still not over that appointment today. you wousl think after having one, the second wouldn’t be as fascinating…but it is. Another boy! He is perfect. Just like his mother and brother.”

♥ : for a loving voicemail“You’re perfect, you know that? No, I mean, like literally perfect. I could say it over and over because I look at you and I just can’t think of anything else. I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you and our family.”

♚ : for a confessing voicemail“It’s been one of those days that I just wish we weren’t in this…I don’t even fucking know what this is. I ove you, okay. I have known it for a long time now and I just want to be able to go to you and tell you and hold you without it being awkward.”

☆ : for a drunken voicemail“Did you know I fell asleep thinking about you again? I dreamed about you. It really fuckin’ sucks. I hope you know that. You ruined me. And I can’t even hate you for it.”

✾: for a congratulatory voicemail“I don’t really know what to say besides I knew you could do it. You are brilliant , and now the world knows it too.”

Grifflins

☽: for the final voicemail ever received (think death, etc)“I saw this cartoon today of these two old fuckers still cracking jokes in a nursing home. Made me think of us. You’re the brother I never wanted.”

♦: for an apologetic voicemail“Look, I should have been there…and I’m really fucking sorry I wasn’t. A girl though, that’s…that’s incredible mate. I’m sure she’s beautiful.”

♣: for a sad voicemail“I still can’t believe she is gone. The world has too many fuckups to take her before her time. I’m really sorry. She truly was like my own mum. I’m catching the next flight out to London in the morning.”

Reidan

☎: for a voicemail not meant for you“I don’t know how I feel Renee! Stop always pressuring me okay. I don’t need the constant texts and offers to set me up with this really great guy from your chemistry class. I just want to figure this out my own way, without your help.”

☃: for a holiday-centric voicemail“Did you know that when I was four my dad accidentally told me Santa wasn’t real? Yeah, well, the illusion has been dead since then and I’ve never liked Christmas. Anyway, I hope your break is going well. If you get a chance you can, you know, call me and tell me about it.”

✉: for a ‘BIG NEWS!’ voicemail“I got accepted into the program. INTO MIT. I think I might be hyperventilating. When I found out…I don’t know, you were the first person I wanted to tell. So…yeah. I’m in!”

Bentasha

BRALIVIA

✉ [text] Please come home soon. The baby won’t stop crying and I think I might be losing my mind.

☠“I know you’re out tonight with some guy…does he know about your condition? Just when I thought you couldn’t get anymore audastic, you never cease to surprise me. You’ll be hearing from my lawyer Monday, I don’t care if that baby is still in utero.”

✘[text]: I want to hate you. But I can’t.

❤“I know you’re having a rough day. Jace and Colt already told me all about it, even the ugly lady who cut you off on the highway whom you called…well, a very nasty word that I’ve told our son not to ever repeat again. Anyway, the kids are staying with my mom tonight and I’ve already got a bath running for when you get home. Tonight, I’m gonna take care of you, alright? You don’t have to worry about anything. Just thought you should know you’re incredible, amazing, and beautiful and your man adores you. I love you.

♣“Today I was looking under my bed for a stupid pair of shoes, and instead I found a pair of your panties. Don’t even dare try to say they may belong to someone else - I know they’re yours. Black with pink bows. I remember thinking how much girlier you are than you would care to admit when I was sliding them down your legs…I threw them out, but it didn’t help me stop thinking of you. You ruined me. You fucking ruined me. I know when I’m sober I will regret this call. But I just thought you should know.”

DIASON

✉ [text]: Your better be wudr awakw when I gwe home. I an insanwrky drunk an extrenlu horny.

☠You’re a fucking asshole, you know that Valmont? You were supposed to be here an hour ago. I swear to god, the next time I see you I’m going to ring your fucking neck. I will never understand why Tyler deemed you appropriate for this project. Its not like you care about anyone or anything but yourself. If you aren’t here in five minutes I’m coming to find you. Believe me when I say you won’t want that.“

✘[text]: He was a mistake. It was always you.

❤*Diana and Sophia* "Hi daddy! *D* We’re calling to let you know that we are all packed up and ready to go! *S* I wanna go noooow Daddy. Mama said if you come home early she even has a present for you. She won’t tell me what, she said it’s a grown up present. *D* "Soph, go help Katie pick out your outfit for the plane. *after a beat* Hey, handsome. What she said about the present is true. I may even send you a picture later on if you need more encouragement. You are her hero for suggesting this, you know. We really needed this vacation. And with her enrolled in that dance class for the week, we’ll be getting a lot of alone time…remember, the sooner you get home. I love you.”

♣“Evan took my phone away, but she’s a terrible hider. Besides, it’s not like it would make me forget about you. Nothing can, not ever. You’re written on every inch of my heart. I lo- *hesitates, voice cracking* I miss you so much. I wish you were here right now, but every time it’s never enough and I only end up wanting you more. I just want this nightmare to be over.”

HOLLOWAYS

✉ [text]: I stayed late at this work party but I miss you like hell. Come get me and I’ll take you for a rendez-vous on my boss’s desk

☠“Is this supposed to be some kind of payback? I left, and now you’re gonna leave? I gave you an entire day to cool off, and now you’re not even answering my calls or messages. I’m tired of playing fucking games with you, Lacey. If you don’t call me back in the next hour, I’m out of here.”

✘[tex]: I’m not supposed to feel this way about you. I think I’m losing my mind.

❤“I know it’s only been a few hours, but it has been absolute torture. You’re such a fuckng tease, you know that? Always leaving me high and dry, knowing all I will be able to do all day is think about the vision of you and that little vixen smile of yours when you’re going down on me…do you know how crazy you make me? I want you so bad, right now. If you don’t leave soon, I’m showing up wherever you are and I'l take you right then and there, I don’t care whose around. I don’t give a fuck. I need you.”

♣“You didn’t answerrr, this is like my 43rd call. You’re probably already asleep. I wish I was there. Even though we wouldn’t be sleeping. Insert winky face. I just need you to know I miss you like fucking crazy, and when I finally get home you better take a few days off because you won’t be leaving that bed anytime soon.”

CADIA

✉[text]: Do you know how fucking sexy you are? How wet I get just at the thought of you? I think you should come over right now so I can show you.“ 

☠"You know…I shouldn’t be surprised. This is exactly like something out of the Lydia playbook……but my birthday? That’s a new low even for you. I just *stifles tears, voice cracking* I can’t do this anymore. I don’t even know how you can make up for this. I don’t even think you can. God, if you are with some girl right now…how could you do this to me?”

✘[text]: I hate the way I feel when I’m with you, but I can’t live without you.

❤“Happy anniversary! Six months…I’ve never been happier. I wish you were here right now so we can begin celebrating. You should know, I have big plans for us…a lot of which incude not leaving my bedroom, actually… I can’t wait til you get home. Love you!”

[text] Are you lost?[text] No there was a fight on the second floor of your dorm. Two girls going at it. It was like a train wreck I couldn’t look away. I got distracted.

[text] NO! That was a typo[text] Give me a sex is my favorite typo. And I’m holding you to it.

[text] Did you buy it?[text] How am I going to hide a dog in my dorm room Olivia?

[text] I think I’m a mermaid[text] So you found my weed stash I see.

[text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me.[text] Only because you are carrying my offspring.

[text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead[text] All you have to send is a winky face tbh

[text] Need to bury a body, it’s urgent.[text] Oh god. Do I know the person?

[text] Are you sure there’s no monsters?[text] Is this your way of getting me to come check under your bed?

[text] It was an accident.[text] You keep saying that.[text] After 47 messages that have been ignored, I thought you would get the point that I don’t give a fuck.

[text] lol fuk da police[text] Ice cream before dinner every day. It is law.

[text] send me a picture and i’ll be home quicker ;)[text] As you wish [image EXPLICIT]

[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU[text] I don’t know if I should be offended or flattered that you talk about me to other people.