#grieftaken

“Okay so we have been blessed with what is practically the greatest film of all time. You got the drama, the suspense, the education – the God damned love story that can withstand all that’s thrown at them. Let’s be real. The chemistry between Barry Bee and Vanessa? Unmatched. This movie depicts the evils of capitalism and the consequences of the nonchalance humans have with maintaining the wild life. Did you know that the honey bees are on the verge of extinction? Yeah, pretty fucked, right? This is why we need this. We need to have our eyes and mind opened to the possibility that hey, maybe humans aren’t hot shit.

Also I lost my virginity to this movie so there’s that.” 

Who’s the one to wake up the kids: Caelean. Dude is absolutely in love with his kids and his wife. He likes to watch them sleep to look at the mix of him and Nic.

Who makes breakfast: Both of them! They work together to make breakfast for the kids which gives them more time to sit down and just bond

Who’s the more discipline parent and who’s the more lenient one: Caelean is stern at times and Nicoletta has to tell him to loosen up though it doesn’t take much to convince him.

Who helps with the science fair: He automatically asks Nic. “You’re smarter than me anyway.”

Who does baby talk: Caelean. Absolutely Caelean. He has never thought about having kids but the minute he finds out about his kids, he starts talking a ridiculous about of baby talk. Sometimes he’ll slip up and talk like a baby to Nic.

Who wakes up for midnight feedings: Nicoletta insists but Caelean gets up with her just to watch his wife and more often than not will slip in and hug her from behind while she feeds them.

Who’s the one who always worries: Caelean. THOSE ARE HIS KIDS

Who picks up the kids early from school for some fun: Nicoletta. Caelean doesn’t mind but the thought never occurs to him.

Who’s the competitive parent: Caelean doesn’t get competitive unless his kids get like benched or some shit. Then he goes off

Who kisses the ouches: Both of them. Caelean usually gives them tight hugs too

Who’s the sucker for the puppy eyes: Caelean literally closes his eyes to avoid them. He can’t handle it. He’ll have a full conversation with them with his eyes closed because he knows they’re giving him the puppy eyes

Who makes the “dad jokes”: we’ve established that cae is not funny at all. he’ll try but like his mistakes are more funny than his dad jokes

Who embarrasses their kid for fun: Nicoletta teases them but i don’t know about embarrass

Who’s the over protective one: Caelean. He never dreamed of the life he has but it’s his family. He’s going to protect them with his dying breath.

                    𝒊𝒕   𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅𝒏'𝒕   𝒃𝒆   -   she   needed   a   moment,   studying   her   face   with   a   serious   concentration   before   she   approached   with   hesitation.     ❛   valentina,   right  ?   ❜

“I don’t. I believe relationships are formed slowly. You might get along with someone right away and form deep connections but I don’t really believe anyone is made for another person.” Linnette shrugged.

“Yeah, I do.” He grinned. “I personally think everyone that you get on with is a little bit of your soulmate. You’re meant to meet them, meant to be in their life for however long you’re supposed to be. There’s at least one trait about ourselves thats made for the people in our lives. So we get along.”

If you snuck into my room I would:

[  ] Go back to sleep                 [ x ] Kick you out[  ] Cuddle with you                   [  ] Be like “How in the world?”[  ] Let you sleep on the floor    [  ] Become angry

If you kissed me (or hugged) I would:

[  ] Kiss or hug you back                       [  ] Smile and laugh[  ] Stiffen, and feel uncomfortable        [ x ] Push you away[  ] Be shocked                                       [  ] Strike you

If you asked me to go out with you for a day I would say:

[ x ] No          [  ] Yes          [  ] Most certainly not.          [ ] Without hesitation.

You are:

[  ] Cute          [  ] Adorable          [ x ] Attractive          [  ] Beautiful[  ] Okay         [  ] Ugly                 [  ] Am not going to grace this with an answer

You are to me a:

[  ] Stranger          [  ] Acquaintance          [  ] Ally[  ] Friend              [  ] Love                        [ x ] Rival[  ] Enemy

I find you to be:

If you snuck into my room I would:

[  ] Go back to sleep                 [  ] Kick you out[ x ] Cuddle with you                   [  ] Be like “How in the world?”[  ] Let you sleep on the floor    [  ] Become angry

If you kissed me (or hugged) I would:

[ x ] Kiss or hug you back                       [  ] Smile and laugh[  ] Stiffen, and feel uncomfortable        [  ] Push you away[  ] Be shocked                                       [  ] Strike you

If you asked me to go out with you for a day I would say:

[  ] No          [  ] Yes          [  ] Most certainly not.          [x ] Without hesitation.

You are:

[x  ] Cute          [ x ] Adorable          [  ] Attractive          [ x ] Beautiful[  ] Okay         [  ] Ugly                 [  ] Am not going to grace this with an answer

You are to me a:

[  ] Stranger          [  ] Acquaintance          [  ] Ally[  ] Friend              [ x ] Love                        [  ] Rival[  ] Enemy

I find you to be:

Who’s the one to wake up the kids: Both of them! Sometimes one of them will already be in the room just admiring the kid before they even wake up which isn’t creepy

Who makes breakfast: Linnette probably will make them coffee once they turn like 7 so definitely Nic. You can have Linnette make dessert but she’s not a cook.

Who’s the more discipline parent and who’s the more lenient one: Nicoletta is the lenient one. Most of the time Linnette has to be seduced to change her mind and it always works lmao

Who helps with the science fair: Nicoletta. Linnette is more street smart but Nic is a fucking genius. Their kids would probably win.

Who does baby talk: Linnette. Nicoletta is just soft with them.

Who wakes up for midnight feedings: Both of them. Most of the times, Linnette is already in the room but in the cases she’s not, she’ll find Nic just feeding them and talking to them which makes her melt.

Who’s the one who always worries: Linnette, she feels like she has to protect all of them and it worries her that she’ll fail.

Who picks up the kids early from school for some fun: They’d do it together. Headcanon that they do it at least once a month with an excuse and they just take the kids out for fun memories.

Who’s the competitive parent: Nicoletta has to calm Linnette down all the fucking time. “Sweetie, that is not okay.”

Who kisses the ouches: Both of them. Usually one will be doing the kisses and the other is just hugging the kid from behind.

Who’s the sucker for the puppy eyes: Surprisingly, Linnette doesn’t cave that much. She thinks it’s adorable but Nicoletta is an absolute sucker for reasons that Linnette still doesn’t know.

Who makes the “dad jokes”: Linnette will..try. Can’t say it’d go well.

Who embarrasses their kid for fun: Tag team embarrassing parents! One will start and the other will just go with it while bullshitting the entire way.

Who’s the over protective one: Nicoletta surprisingly. Linnette is oddly content enough with her life that she doesn’t feel the need to worry about the kids. She has everything she’s ever wanted.