5/20/2021: Zack Greinke sits separately from the rest of the dugout for a zen picnic session. Only one player at a time was allowed to sit by him to talk. They patiently took turns.

Bonus: Greinke hiding in the electrical closet between innings during his start on 5/19

4/17/2021: Zack Greinke uses a 5000IQ move to turn a routine comebacker into an inning ending double play

Usually runners stay put whenever there’s a comebacker, but since Greinke intentionally/unintentionally dropped the ball and then couldn’t decide where to throw, the runners got confused and decided to run, allowing Greinke to throw for the 1-5-6 double play.

Greinke’s final line was 8.0IP, 4 H, 0 ER, 0 BB, 6 SO, and 91 pitches. His efficiency was impeccable with some innings having six pitches or less. The Astros won in a shutout 1-0 to finally break their 6 game losing streak.

And here we have Zack Greinke, just having a little picnic zen session all by himself, sitting on a towel in the dirt beside the dugout.

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