People making up greentexts to screenshot and post to Reddit to hopefully post to xitter is basically the modern equivalent of writers anonymously submitting short stories to local news papers who can hopefully syndicate them to major magazines

For the record, if you want to see a specific greentext you can ask me for it. I can’t say I’ll succeed, there’s countless tales that showed up on one thread only and tracking them down can be a bitch, but if I recognise it I’ll give it a try

Voice reenactments of greentexts are never good because the type of people brave enough to put their voices out to read a greentext to the world just don't have the severe autism required to understand the desperate pain that the people who wrote the greentexts were feeling about something so minorly embarrassing