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      ‘ is there some kind of dating telepathy going on right now ?? ’  needless to say, he’s a little confused and sceptical of what the two are implying, a soft awkward chuckle escaping his lips as he stares at magdalene. ‘ come on, TELL ME. you’re killing me with all this suspense. ‘ 

kisSES U ALL OVER THE FACE I HOPE THIS STILL APPLIES PLS TAG ME IN THINGS WHENEVER

"look -- i hate seeing you upset..." he pauses  momentarily, his eyes scanning over their facial features, upsettingly. "what can i do?"

"look i know it sounds bad but your car is  barely dented !! you should be thanking me for getting money from the guy who rammed into me from behind." she tries to defend herself but deep down, corinna knows this is very, very bad.

        hold the elevator ! she freezes, her ice-blue hues growing wide. it couldn't be. but one peek confirms that it is indeed sasha. now, normally she wouldn't make a move, even if this request was made by a complete stranger. just let whoever it was trying to catch a ride meet their fate. but seeing as it’s sasha rushing down the hall, pandora’s finger is pressing rapidly on the close button. no part of her wanted to be stuck in an elevator with her ex ( whatever they were ) for even the shortest period of time. but god dammit, why won't these doors close faster ??

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave you know damn well elias did this who forgot to put the cat outside before sex honestly, both of them. “elias you forgot to put the cat out, he’s staring at me, it’s creepy.” “no, no, no it was your turn to put him out this time.” who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit remy, she wants everybody to see her stupid boyfriend doing stupid shit. who breaks the most phones remy, my little angry pipsqueak who dies first ahhh .. shit i want to say elias because he was probably doings something reckless. ( but if they die romeo + juliet style i’m down ) which one I could see as being lactose intolerant remy & elias would likely tease her about it & eat ice cream in front of her “hey you want some ? oh, wait you can’t have any. sorry.” who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t this is some elias shit. who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed remy probably kicks his ass out of bed on a daily.  who uses the computer most both ????? remy uses it to decipher whatever the fuck he just said to her in russian. “it says that you just called me a little shit — hey !”

it's been a day and i'm still offended by my OWN icon...