#greenbergisms

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME TBH GREAT JUST GREAT IM HAVING FEELS

accents meme i may or may not do /kanyeshrug.

heY WHAT R U SAYING CHOKES DONT GIVE ME FEELINGS

youre an actual angel

"look at you! you’re fucking photoshopped! you could stand outside with, like, a starbucks in your hand and i bet you the company would give you money for it! just because people would see you and be like ‘wow, look at that hot guy with his coffee. i want coffee.’ how often do you pay for your own drinks? do you even know what it’s like to have a pimple? i have to know these things.”

               “are you fucking ｋｉｄｄｉｎｇ me?!”

     of  course  she isn't kidding,  but then again,  he  wasn't  really      asking.  he  was  just some cliche to her,  just like he  was  to      everyone  he met since he moved away from  new  york  city.      he  was  just some pretty face with a mysterious past  that  no      one  bothered  to  ask about.  she had moved  in  months  ago,      &  she  never  noticed  the lack of family pictures  around  the      apartment,  she  never once questions the dog tags that  hung      around  his  neck  like a chain,  she never  bothered  to  learn      anything   about   his  past,   but  why  would  she?   she   just      assumed  someone  as good looking as him had to have  had      the perfect life, & why would she want to hear about someone      who's life is so much better than hers?

               “you know what? just because someone is attractive, doesn't                 mean their life is easy. you don't know anything about me so                 don't pretend like you do.”