#election 2012

Too many people are still obsessing over 2016. But it’s the 2012 election that Democrats should be drawing lessons from.

In 2012 Republicans ran against an incumbent president -- and lost. We should learn from the GOP’s 2012 mistakes.

The article’s author is Dan Pfeiffer who was a senior assistant to President Obama and is the co-host of Pod Save America.

Mr. Pfeiffer makes these recommendations to Democrats who are truly interested in winning the 2020 election:

[D]o not make this election solely about Donald Trump.

[F]ind ways to frame this economy on your own terms.

[G]et out of the liberal Twitter bubble.

As much as we’d like to avoid it, there are some facts we just can’t ignore any longer. There’s some math that I wish didn’t add up, but it does. Take a took: 

Homestuck ran from 2009-2016. Now take a look at this. 

Obama’s presidency spans across almost the exact same dates. Coincidence? I think not. That's right, Barack Hussein Obama II, the 44th president of the United States of America, did Homestuck. 

I know what you’re thinking. “But Andrew Hussie wrote Homestuck.” You poor fool. That’s exactly what Obama wants you to think. You see, there is no Andrew Hussie. 

Hussie. Hussein. Sound familiar? There’s a reason he refused to release his birth certificate. 

It took extensive research, but here’s what I’ve pieced together. Obama is the real author of Homestuck, but he was forced to cover it up. Why? It’s simple. Politics. 

Let me take you back in time, to early 2009. It’s the beginning of Obama’s first term. Being president is stressful. He needs some kind of release. What does he turn to? A creative outlet. Homestuck. 

At first it was good for him. It helped him through his early accomplishments, like singing the Lilly Ledbetter limitations for equal-pay lawsuits, and Obamacare. But then it began to take a toll on his personal life. By day, he was busy with his presidential duties, but by night, he sacrificed his sleep, his family, his very sanity, for Homestuck. 

Look at this photo. Does Michelle look happy? Of course not. Her husband is neglecting her. He’s neglecting his children, and everything else that matters to him. Homestuck used to be a stress reliever, but it soon became a source of stress itself. 

Look at this photo from before and after his presidency. Look at the toll Homestuck has taken on him. 

Now back to Andrew Hussie. Why is this fictional man given the credit for Obama’s hard work? Wouldn’t Obama be outraged? Wouldn’t he want credit for the masterpiece he created? Well you see, Andrew Hussie is a hoax that Obama himself orchestrated all along. 

2012 was a tumultuous year. Obama needed to take stock of his priorities. He was expected to run for reelection. He needed a second term. America needed him. But he needed Homestuck. By then, Homestuck had become an unstoppable force unto its own. Obama needed to confront the monster he created. 

He needed a scapegoat. Enter Andrew Hussie. Or as he’s really known, a member of Obama’s cabinet. 

Let’s take a closer look...

Now let’s take a look at “Andrew Hussie.” Look familiar? 

Obama forced this member of his cabinet to take the fall for Homestuck. He may have been using this scapegoat as early as 2010, sending his cabinet member to a fan convention that same year. “Hussie” was even named one of Foreign Policy Magazine’s top 100 global thinkers of 2012. You really a dark horse like “Hussie” could garner that kind of attention? Of course not. It was Obama’s tour de force for which he took the credit. Doesn’t it make more sense that a US president would be a global thinker? 

If this seems crazy to you, you’re right. Obama made it seem that way. He couldn’t have a scandal like Homestuck tainting his reelection campaign. He needed “Hussie” to take the hit. 

Need further proof? Let’s take a look at the obvious parallels between Homestuck and Obama’s life. Many of the characters bear a striking resemblance to people that Obama would have regularly been in contact with. For example, here’s Mitt Romney. 

Look at the smile. 

And lastly: McCain. 

Later in his second term, Obama had to let “Hussie” take over the writing process. This accounts for the obvious stylistic differences in the later acts. “Hussie’s” long silence, known as omegapause (August 12, 2015 - March 28, 2016), was when Obama officially handed the reigns over to “Hussie.” Obama took this time to focus on the final acts of his presidency, knowing that he was going to be termed out very soon. Everything written after that date was the work of Obama’s puppet. 

A look at how House districts have been swinging since 2012.

Of the six geographic categories (based on population density) examined in the article, the Sparse Suburban one looks the most interesting. 

The Treason of the Green Party, Sketchy Spoilers #JillStein #GreenParty, #Resist

Last nights special election in Ohio if not for the Green Party’s whacked out candidate, Joe Manchik. I watched  video of the guy and it was like an Un-Funny Seth Rogen Bit. He definitely owns a dry herb vaporizer and is the most stoned person currently on earth if you’ve seen him try to express himself. Useless as a politician, but probably an unwitting pawn of Putin. i say unwitting because I…