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//away from computer.

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It’s always nice when your mom ignores you on your birthday and only bitches about how horrible you are. Ahhhh family

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when u do a super intense google search of urself bc ur feelin really paranoid and u find something v embarrassing that u can't delete bc u uploaded it as a guest on some site thus can't log in and delete it

i just made a futile attempt at explaining the use of they/them pronouns to my mom and she just laughed at me