#granierstart

The worst part about working at a gym is that most of my clothing reflects that I work at a gym. How many pairs of lululemons are too many? At what point should I just buy stock in the company?

I did enjoy the time away from stupid people on the internet, but I’m very pleased to have electricity back. Being away from social media that long makes you really not miss it at all. I do need new books now, after I start making a paycheck again.

Was I the only one that saw that? Because if so then I will walk myself down to the hospital and ask for a voluntary hold. At this point I’m thinking that could be safer.

NUDES!

Nothing more exciting than getting to work and throwing up your lunch. I feel fine now, but they told me to go home and rest to make sure it’s not the flu. I’m pretty sure I’d be feeling worse if it was the flu. I guess it was just something I ate that didn’t like me, but now I’m home for no reason. And Rosie keeps checking on me. I’M FINE.

“If you need to charge your batteries or anything, the Conroys are at your service. My dad got a generator years ago so we still have some power. Anything at all. We’ll get through this.”

“I don’t know who this Z bitch is, but this shit is bananas. I’m thinking about starting my 4/20 celebration early. Anything I hallucinate is better than this crap.” 

It’s such a beautiful day; I can’t get over it. And how even in April it’s supposed to snow this weekend? Either way, I’ll be at work, so come see us and get some good grub!