Twice since I’ve been on tumblr, some informative post has introduced me to a new product I hadn’t heard of but actually needed desperately. So I decided to put some of that energy back into the world.
So I have family in Cincinnati, and so at one point we visited them and tried Graeter’s ice cream. And it ruined ice cream for me forever. Until now, because it’s in grocery stores everywhere now. (My entire family exploded when we learned this).
Maybe you’re thinking “This post is dumb, I [already have an ice cream I like/don’t even care for ice cream that much/don’t trust some rando on tumblr’s opinion on this].”
Let me assuage those fears.
“I already have an ice cream I like”
Graeter’s is better. It’s so creamy that I sometimes get mad at it, staring at it, willing it to reveal its secrets to me. HOW can it be so creamy? I physically cannot comprehend it. Its flavors are all magnificent. The famous one is black raspberry chocolate chip and it’s the most gourmet shit you could imagine on an ice cream cone, but I’m not sorry to say that my favorite flavor is just chocolate chip, the one in vanilla ice cream. Because the ice cream is so sweet and so flavorful. People hate on vanilla ice cream but that’s because it’s not Graeter’s.
The real crazy thing about Graeter’s is the chocolate chips, which aren’t chips so much as dark chocolate islands in an ice cream sea. The chocolate is smooth and melts in your mouth and tastes like what the perfect chocolate Roald Dahl described in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory sounded like. Instead of putting in regular chips of the stuff, they pour melted chocolate into the ice cream and stir it around to break it up, so the chunks are big and vary in size and sometimes it doesn’t get broken up and you get a GIANT massive chunk of chocolate and thank the Lord.
“I don’t even care for ice cream that much”
Then you have refined tastes. A lot of ice cream is meh. Try Graeter’s instead.
“I don’t trust some rando on tumblr’s opinion on this”
Do you trust....Oprah Winfrey?!?!
Seriously, if you ever want to try a pricey pint of the best ice cream in the world, you can get it at most grocery stores and you should fucking DO IT.



















