Alright, so there was a wedding and all in the city today. Being the amazing king that I am, I went out of my way and helped these too individuals throw an amazing party. In return I get to you know; spend some of that fun time under the sheets with the bride before the groom. I mean come on, I am not asking for much and with a body like this. Everything went great; about to go have a good night, then all of a sudden this random kid name Enkidu plants himself between me and the bride's bedchamber. Before I know it, we are locked in a fist fight, rolling all over the place. Obviously being the stronger man, I knocked him to the ground and all of a sudden he accepted defeat. One thing led to another and somehow we both kissed and became best friends. I mean I am not judging but this has been one crazy night. On a side note, me and the bride, let's just say bow chicka wow wow.