Like I said before I haven't been on much during the smutty days and for that I'm rather annoyed I've missed all the fun. I do think they went well. I've seen quite a few of you getting your smut on and I applaud. Perhaps we shall do another kind of smutty action when it gets closer to Valentines? 

I feel so horrible but I have been busy for most of this smutty challenge. HOWEVER, I did take pleasureable note that a one Drew-ster felt it very necessary to partake in quite a few of those challenges and he definitely smutted his life up a great deal. I think one of my favorite parts of this smutty holiday has been just how open everyone is to some wonderful smut. 

One of your beautiful selves suggested to do a Christmas smut achievement challenge thing and I have decided to accept such a challenge for you all! However, mama needs some help to get this little challenge all up and ready and set to go! All you have to do is send in a smutty suggestion. It could be simple like kissing under the mistletoe or it could be a little more naughty list like fucking under the mistletoe. Give me suggestion so I can make up the list just send them to my ask! 

Drew, darling, I have plenty of fun challenges left. And for you, my dear werewolf compadre, I have a fun little challenge. 

Assumption #1: I don't care what Jack says, I bet you're a more dominant in the sack kind of guy. I think you really enjoy being in charge in the bedroom, especially with that brother of yours. 

Assumption #2: I think your fall would've happened regardless. I 100% believe your brother would have started that process ages ago if you'd been given the chance and I don't think you're even a little upset that you fell. You're too busy enjoying the sex life. 

Assumption #3: I think, of all your "boyfriends" you honestly love your brother more than all of them. I'm not even talking brotherly love in my heart of gossiping hearts I feel as though you'd save Jack before saving any of the other ones because you can't live without him even if you wanted to. 

Assumption #1: I bet people around here spell your name wrong all the time because everyone knows of demon Derrek but not necessarily of you, which is sad because you're pretty awesome. 

Assumption #2: I think you're comfortable here. I don't think you necessarily miss being free and being able to do your own thing. On some level, I really think you were born to be a slave, darling. 

Assumption #3: For some reason you strike me as a guy who might like coffee. I'm not saying you're addicted and have to have ten cups a day (which is unhealthy and I 0 out of 10 do not recommend to anyone) but I think a nice cuppa joe really wakes you in the morning. 

Assumption #1: From the way you act, I bet you're an entitled little brat. You have this attitude that screams spoiled and outside of here I bet you were anything other than a slave. 

Assumption #2: From the way you act here, I bet outside of here you'd probably end up dead or in jail in a couple of years. I'm not sure of what your crime would be but I can see it all now. 

Assumption #3: I think you like the idea of being someone's little slave. But, I don't think you like giving up control so you fight and get sassy with everyone around (which I'm all for and applaud). My only question is: when will you break? Everyone breaks and I'm sure you will too. 

Assumption #1: I'm sticking to my thought that you're not all that big and impressive. I'm sure you have a nice sized dick, but I'm laying that claim all to your knotting ability and not actual size. 

Assumption #2: I think to some degree you also suffer from Stockholm Syndrome. I'm not saying Darrah captured you or held you hostage but I think you're so in love with him (gross) because you can't leave to fall in love with someone else (like a wolf you weirdo). 

Assumption #3: I think you're one of those strange people who's favorite milkshake flavor is something plain like vanilla or chocolate or even strawberry. You strike me as a plain shake kind of guy.