Jan 26, 2025
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It’s still January, New Year’s resolutions are still relevant... right?
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Part: 167/?
Sauron: The Most Moisturized Maia
You know him, you love him (probably). Sauron the scourge of Middle-earth. Aka the most pathetic of sopping wet little meow meows in all his shapes and forms. What a loser (affectionate)
Let’s get started, shall we?
It’s all downhill from damp and slimy gooron at the dawn of the Second Age, honestly…
What happens next? Ossë and Ulmo start making life way too tough. And way too soggy. Plus he picks up a plus one in the form of a murderous elf bossing him around all over that raft. It’s rough being a Dark Lord even if you’re looking particularly fine on the back end…
And that s1 finale? It’s actually raining in his heart, too
Dirty, damaged, and above all dripping and pathetic in s2 outside Eregion. Typical at this point
Finally managed to get dry only to be watered with his own waterworks as Annatar
Spot the difference. You can’t.
Will the horrors ever end? Maybe in Númenor in upcoming seasons??
About that…
😬
Well, it was worth a try.
i have a migraine and a cursed thought:
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Goo-ron/Tentacle Sauron Silvergifting fic
Emmanuelle goes to dinosaur land
Summary: Celebrimbor gets separated from Narvi during an expedition exploring the newly discovered Glittering Caves. He finds a tentacle creature there that needs something from him to survive.Â
Author’s Notes: I finally wrote Goo-ron/Tentacle Sauron fic! This was written for the tolkienpinupcalendar Monsterfucker May 2025 event. Anything that needs warning should be in the tags. This will be part of a two part series, so subscribe to the series (Heavenly Creatures) if you want to read the sequel. It should come out in a day or two (or less depending on how quickly I type tonight). Enjoy!
Rating: Explicit. PWP sorta, but not particularly cracky, but i mean its still tentacle monster sex. Consensual, except for Sauron's secret identity.
tagging @tolkienpinupcalendar -- feel free to reblog or repost.
ETA: Also turns out cross country trains are ideal for writing. Here is the post for the sequel!
Hey Sauron Girlies (gn) (and anyone else with an opinion I suppose):
Would pre-goo!Sauron fuck post-goo!Sauron?
Yes, Halbrand but NOT Annatar
Yes, Annatar but NOT Halbrand
Yes, Halbrand AND Annatar
Yes, Halbrand, Annatar, and GooRon too
No, none of them
Vanilla Extract/Results
i'm sad nobody nominated gooron and that i'm too late to do it myself 😔 i know he wouldn't get far but he's my homeboy, my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese, my good time boy. just to be included & get a gold star for effort is enough 🫶
anyway, this concept has me rolling 😂 can't wait to see how it all unfolds!
I'm sure Gooron would've tried his best 😂 Thank you! I'm looking forward to seeing how the tournament goes!