#goooddddd

When asked to look into a mirror and say nice things about himself he couldn't come up with anything.

He got banned from the county fair because, instead of getting on an actual carousel horse, he accidentally sat on a centaur who worked there.

His car got repossessed by the ride share app he worked for before getting fired, and was forced to walk home.

When he was working as the lunch lad at his daughter's high school (he originally wanted the position of councilor, but that was taken by a drug dealing werewolf who everyone likes so much more than him) he was constantly belittled and bullied by students and staff alike. For example, he was wedgied by the principal in front of several students. The principal was invisible for this and got in no trouble for it.

He got caught in the wheel well of the van his daughter and her adventuring party were driving, and they didn't notice he was missing until they arrived at the next destination, with an apple in his mouth and pissed pants.

Some quotes from the man.

"[The city bus driver] said, and I quote, he'd 'stomp my goon ass' if I ever got on his bus again."

"Another own goal for Gilear Faeth."

"I am okay with the fact that I have to be mind controlled to make me like me."

"If I am needed I will be suprised."

"I'm not allowed to break my lease. My landlord's adult son threatened to kick my ass."

"My best tends to decrease in value each passing day of my immortal life."

"An incredible dunk on me by my own daughter in my lowest moment..."

"What I'm saying is: I dont think I'm going to be the guy, the guy, ever in my life."

God he really just gets berrated all the time huh

Heavy is the heart that lost

@fathermooshroom i am in misery