#goofles

Bro is not safe 😭

Also here is them all I didn't make up any of them 💀

Toodles (+ the other Oodles’) headcanons be upon yee

Toodles

Toodles has the Mickey Mania parade soundtrack as a ringtone complete unironically

Toodles was wary of Little Helper at first, but ended up warming up to him after a while, and sees him as a little brother

Despite this, Toodles and Funny (from Mickey Mouse Funhouse) STILL cannot stand eachother

If Toodles could eat, his favorite food would be Hot Dogs (what else could it be lol)

Quoodles

Quoodles loves stars and space and will infodump about it to Toodles, Pete, or Minnie, but only them because she gets too shy to talk about it to anyone else

Pete and Minnie technically have shared custody of Quoodles, but no formal schedule was established, so she just kinda hangs out with whoever she feels like hanging out with on any given day

Quoodles has no idea who originally built her. She claims it doesn’t bother her (it secretly does)

If she could eat, her favorite food would be Strawberry Shortcake

Boodles

Boodles, along with the rest of the inhabitants of Count Mickula’s Mansion, watch Rocky Horror Picture Show every Halloween

Boodles can shapeshift, despite not doing so in Monster Musical, she just doesn’t shapeshift often because her ghost veil thingy gets in the way. She won’t take it off though, cuz she likes how it makes her look spooooky

If she could eat, Boodles’ favorite food would be Devil’s Food Cake

Goofles

Goofles likes to read in his spare time (he has a lot of it)

There isn’t actually an alternate Goofy native to Fairytale Land, so Goofles doesn’t have anyone he’s assigned to help most of the time, so he just kinda wanders around doing whatever. His favorite place to go to is Prince Pete’s castle (cuz of all the books :3)

Goofles actually really looks up to Toodles, he thinks he’s the coolest

If he could eat, Goofles’ favorite food would also be hot dogs

Woodles

Woodles didn’t get a face until after the Wizard of Dizz, as a birthday present from Good Witch Clarabelle

He also got his own magic wand, which helps compensate for the fact that he can’t shape-shift

Why doesn’t Woodles have have the ability to shapeshift? Well you see, Wizard!Von Drake forgor 💀 (woodles is definitely not bitter about it at all)

Woodles really wants to be seen as cool and calm and elegant. He is not.

If Woodles could eat, his favorite food would be sugar cookies

Sheamus

Quoodles: Theory, great. Reality, they will both take off in different directions.

Woodles: Homophobia never sleeps.

Goofles: You have to have rope at a length of like 1 or 2 feet. Or maybe a steel bar. something. that connects the roombas and keeps them at an appropriate distance.

Woodles: finally a good suggestion,

Goofles: How?

Goofles: I can’t believe we’re at Hogwarts!