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Mickey: Minnie's not just my girlfriend, She's my best friend.

Goofy: I thought I was your best friend

Mickey: Well uh... Minnie's my friend I like to cuddle.

Goofy: I like to cuddle. You never ask.

#mickeymouse #goofy #source: futurama #mod quoodles

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Louie: The kids at school are asking if you were a top or a bottom

Donald: They should not be asking that

Dewey: They said if that was your answer, you were a bottom.

Donald: Who are these f**king kids you're talking to?

#donald duck #ducktales #source: family guy #mod quoodles

Mickey: If you're gonna talk the talk, you gotta walk the walk too

Goofy: Nah, imma walk the talk

Mickey: What?

Goofy: *walking funny* EXCUSE ME MA'AM

#mickeymouse #goofy #source: tik tok #mod quoodles

Minnie: Wanna play twister?

Goofy: Sure, I never played

Donald, reading the wheel: Left foot, Red.

Goofy: *turns to Mickey and kicks him in the crouch* Did I win?

#minniemouse #goofy #donald duck #source: thomas sanders #mod quoodles

(Pluto is sitting on the table)

Mickey: Down... Donald, tell him

Donald: GET OFF THE FUCKING TABLE

(Pluto gets so scared that he practically falls off the table)

#mickeymouse #donald duck #source: vine #mod quoodles

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Donald: Ma'am would it be weird to tell you that your voice is of the sirens, your skin of the lilacs and your hair is soft like a new born lamb?

Daisy: Yes, it would!

Donald: What if I told you you had a pretty great rack?

Daisy, now flustered: Oh, you're just saying that....

#donald duck #daisy duck #source: duckman #mod quoodles

Oswald: Nicknames are fun cute names given to friends.

Oswald: and Micheal Theodore Mouse is no friend of mine.

#but he is my brother #oswald the lucky rabbit #source: tik tok

(The fab 5 are asked to recite the national anthem)

Mickey: Oh say can you see,

Donald: By the Dawn's early light.

Minnie: What so proudly we hail

Daisy: At the twilight's last gleaming

Goofy: AND IIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUU.

#mickeymouse #donald duck #goofy #minniemouse #daisy duck #source: family guy #mod quoodles

Donald: what are you doing?

Jose: kiss kiss?

Donald: what?

Jose: You want do kiss kiss?

Donald: no, I don't wanna do kiss kiss.

Jose:.... Bitch

Donald: Did you just call me a bitch?!

#posting this from Disneyland #donald duck #the three caballeros #jose carioca #source: tik tok #mod quoodles

Goofy: Why do pedophiles love Halloween... Free delivery!

Donald: hey, come here. Yeah, come closer for a second.

(Goofy takes a step forward and Donald breaks a glass bottle over his head.)

#happy halloweeeeeeen #donald duck #goofy #source: tik tok #mod quoodles

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Mickey: We missed our flight. How are we supposed to get to Vegas now?

Goofy: Leave it to me, I know a shortcut.

(Cut to Mickey traveling through space and time)

Mickey: GOOFY, WE ARE INSIDE DONALD!

Goofy: TRUST THE PROCESS!

#mickeymouse #goofy #source: absolutenutcase126 #mod quoodles

Minnie: Hey guys, I heard we were baking OH MY-

Donald: I'M STUCK IN THE OVEN!

Oswald: *being dragged away* HELP! IT GOT ME!

Goofy: I ACCIDENTALLY PUT SOMEONE IN THE OVEN. FUCK!

Huey, crying: I ate all the chocolate chips, what do I do?!

Louie: WHERE'S THE CONDENSED MILK?!

Ludwig: I FORGOT TO BUY THE FRIDGE!

Mickey: RUN! THE BUTTER IS FIGHTING BACK!

Minnie, letting her cake cool: This is so easy, I wonder why everyone is in a rush.

Daisy, in the background: I'M OUT OF EGGS!

#mickeymouse #minniemouse #donald duck #daisy duck #goofy #ludwig von drake #ducktales #oswald the lucky rabbit #source: tik tok #mod quoodles

Mickey: You faked your death?! But why?!

Oswald: Haven't you felt like the world would be better off without you?

Mickey:.....

(Cue the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse theme but with Goofy instead of Mickey)

Mickey: No, the world needs me.

#mickeymouse #oswald the lucky rabbit #source: the cleveland show #mod quoodles

Mickey: Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind or- (As he says this, the gang have already driven away without him) Mickey, chasing after them: YOU GUYS, WHAT THE-

#mickeymouse #source: thomas sanders #mod quoodles

Goofy: Aww sweet, bisexual lighting.

Max: No Dad, that's the police we have to pull over!

#a goofy movie #goofy #max goof #source: twitter #mod quoodles

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Donald: Who just assaulted me with a chalupa?!

Clarabelle: You don't have a husband!

Donald: Yeah. That's why I FUCK YOURS

#wait is he talking about Horrace or Goofy?#donald duck #clarabelle #source: brandon rogers #mod quoodles

Daisy, punctuating every word by tapping her phone: Girls. Dont. Want. Flowers for Valentines day

Minnie: Dude what the heck I want flowers (begins aggressively tapping her phone) I. WANT. FLOWERS FOR VALENTINES DAY. I WANT-

#minniemouse #daisy duck #source: tik tok #mod quoodles

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