#goodyrocks

"guero can you grab my gun for me?", "what?", "my gun", "where?", "right behind you" vasquez is already annoyed here, "can't find it" without even looking around, "hijo de puta just give me my fucking gun already!", faraday just stares at him for a few seconds, shrugs and says "idk where it is" the only thing stopping vasquez from shooting faraday is that the fucking guero hasn't given him his fucking gun yet.

or, imitating him randomly. his voice, his pose, his accent (terribly btw). hiding his things and acting all innocent when vasquez confronts him.

going as far as pretending he's actually hurt when they play fight, specially after they've both had a few drinks. vasquez desperately asks what's wrong while faraday rolls on the ground grunting in pain, and only when vasquez turns his back to go after sam for help, faraday starts laughing as if he's the biggest comedian in the world.

he loves how easily it is to piss vasquez off, loves when the mexican grabs him by the collar and snarls right at his face, loves how genuinely concerned he looks when faraday pretends to be hurt, loves how his accent gets thicker the angrier he gets, and if faraday annoys him enough vasquez goes full spanish screaming the worst profanities he can think of - which only adds to his anger because faraday won't know what his exact cuss words.

vasquez ofc knows he's doing it on purpose, and he has tried to not get worked up so easily. but faraday has such a punchable face he can't hold back for more than a few seconds.

it takes some time for vasquez to realize that's how faraday flirts, but how can you blame him? faraday is annoying to everyone. but with vasquez he's always looking for excuses to touch, to be close. all the other five can see how gentler his pranks are when it comes to vasquez, billy recognizes the love struck look faraday has when looking to the mexican - he does because that's the same way goody looks at him too.

but even once they get together the ragebaiting never stops, faraday started leaving him with blue balls, turning his face away from when vasquez lean in for a kiss...

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