pairing: kise ryota x reader

tw: slight bullying

a/n: calls everyone –cchi but is never called –cchi. kise–cchi we miss u :(

so sometimes when he’s lucky he gets free clothes from his modelling gigs, right?

and if you see one that you like, you bet that it’s going to end up in your closet about a week later.

he’s fine with it. he has too many clothes to deal with, what’s the harm?

speaking of clothes.

even though this boy has enough clothes to fill in a walk-in closet, and models from some of the best fashion designers in japan, this boy does not know how to dress. TT

he once went out wearing socks with sandals, and you just had to haul his ass back from the mall back to his house to choose another pair of shoes besides those god-awful lime socks that would give midorima a run for his money.

he has a tiktok—nope u can’t change my mind. 

drags you into making tiktok dances whether you like it or not.

kise will be dancing so enthusiastically in the front, but the second he turns back and sees that you’re doing the bare minimum, he just gives you a pout until you dance the right way.

has convinced you to throw it back. nuff said.

you stole a huge chunk of your food that he had spent so much time preparing at home, and he threatened to send the video to the entire school.

you guys look out for one another

he stands up for you when people badmouth you about being near him. 

one day he’s just chilling at the cafeteria, talking to you leisurely as you eat. a few tables down, he hears a gaggle of girls whispering his and your names. 

“isn’t that (y/n)? next to kise? wasn’t she with that guy earlier this week? wow, what a slut.”

“hey, (y/n), the science teacher told me to tell you that you needed to take your papers from her later,” he says.

once you’re out fo earshot, he makes his way over to the group of girls. 

some of them are giggling in delight at being noticed by the kise ryota, but none of them have any idea of what’s about to go down.

“i’ll turn every hot guy in this school against you if you ever say that again.” 

and vice versa too

you’d think that kise would have learned something from his years of being played by girls, but this guy...

he comes to you after he has his heart played again. both of you are content with you being his shoulder to cry on while you talk it out. 

you absolutely go to the basketball team after that and tell them, “tell your hot friends to stay away from her.”

he definitely helps you study, because as said by kise himself, his perfect copy works on— everything. 

he’s a fun teacher.

“ok (y/n) if you get a 95 on this practice test here, we’ll go out for ice cream later, my treat.”

but he pokes you when you’re in the middle of writing an essay or something. 

“hey.” poke. “(y/n).” poke. “(y/n).” poke. “earth to (y/n).”

this boy is so irritating when he wants something though.

Hi dear! Sorryif it took me a bit! Here my hc! I hope they make sense because I’m enteringagain in my Owl Phase and so it’s four in the morning, not the best time towrite in another language.

Akashi and The Generation of Miracles during holidays’ headcanons

 I’m totally convinced that Akashi is the summerholidays’ planner of the group. He looks forward this moment more than toeverything else.

Okay, maybe not when he had his worst period (Beingall the emperor and perfect, we know, probably spent his days horse-riding inthe wild or playing chess against himself), but I have this headcanon thatbefore and after his Dark Era he was the one coming up with group’s plans foreveryone.

I mean, he’s shown to have The Captain Thing™ andthinks that a team has to be connected and to share strong bonds so, can yousee him?

Akashi plans training camp of weeks for everyone in the team because they have to share experiences and build up trust in each others. Spendingnight and days together at the sea, lost in the wood, hiking or campingoutside. Akashi chooses the most improbable destinations and thinks up everykind of activities to both train and enjoy the holidays.

And you cannot refuse him because he doesn’t care ifyou family is poor, he’s gonna pay for everything either way. He practicallyforces you to accept his offer.

Back in Teikou, everyone was too scared to actuallyrefuse and just went along with him and his crazy ideas; sometimes they came homemore tired than when they left, poor boys. Aomine once was literally dragged byforce on the plane by his bodyguards.

Now, during high school, they try to restrain him abit more and he can’t do nothing because they don’t take him seriously anymore.They know he just wants company and truly believes that it’s the best idea tospend the holidays like that, so they can’t be mad at him. However, he tends togo overboard.

“We could gohiking in Europe and…”

“No Akashi,for the third time, we’re not going to Europe.”

Obviously now he also organizes mixed trained camps,with all the different teams of his former teammates, bribing the various coacheswith his angelic and charming smile to gain permission. Those have beennicknamed The Hell Training Camps since putting together all those stubborn, competitiveand childish players is like setting a time bomb. More than bonding, they justfuel their rivalry and drive crazy innocent staff’s members of the place wherethey stay. Destructive pranks, shenanigans and such are the usual. The nearesthospital knows all their name in two days, the director has to be bribed to notkick them away and the mothers of the place warn their children to not let thecrazy, gigantic guys play basketball or sandcastles with them even if they begto.

He also manages to spare two or three days to spend incomplete relax with the boyfriend. Somewhere romantic or quiet, just to enjoyeach other.

idk anymore

murasakibara atsushi:

fuckin shameless y’all

like whenever he’s in a secluded room, like in the locker rooms or something after practice

this bitch literally lifts his leg and lets out the lawwwdesst fart known to humankind

it’s like a fuckin trombone horn y’all

but there are always tradeoffs though?

so even though the fart is loud as hell, it... doesn’t stink that much?

unless he has those jellybeans himuro brings back from america

the team lets him change first because they know that he is going to fart. 

aomine daiki:

he has an ounce of humiliation but that’s it

will fart in momoi’s face when she’s pissing him off

so he was up on the rooftop this one time right

and you know that part of the rooftop where you have to climb a ladder to get to?

well he was standing on the rooftop, just having gotten off from the ladders

and the comes momoi here to drag his ass back to practice

she’s climbing the wall

when all of a sudden there’s this popping sound from in front of her face

and she’s face to face with blue trousers

and she just 

falls off the stairs from how damn stinky it is

kise ryota: 

ok so one time he was changing for a game right

he’s pulling on his pants

and he lets it rip 

just fucking rip

and kasamatsu, moriyama are just looking at him 

the whole team is, actually

and kise’s just standing there like a deer in the headlights

and he... just smiles????

like the whole team wants to get mad at him but they don’t because he’s just too fucking cute?

but then kasamatsu comes to his senses and gives kise an ass-whooping

they won that game

midorima shintarou:

silent but deadly type

so one day he was just studying in a chair

and he farts

and the whole classrooms smells it

but they don’t know who actually farted? 

they can just smell it?

and boy, it can knock out a whole room

his lucky item for the day was a bean burrito

and y’all know how beans do be vibing in our small intestines

the stench is coming from the corner of the room

where midorima is sitting

but this mf

omg

he just continues writing like he’s not the one responsible for having almost asphyxated half a classroom

takao is laughing his ass off

akashi seijuro: