Ultimate Relationship Ask Meme:
Who is more likely to raise their voice? Lindsay, because sheâs like that and she doesnât even notice when she starts yelling.Who threatens to leave but never actually does? I suppose both of them.Who actually keeps their word and leaves? Robert.Who trashes the house? Maybe Lindsay, in this case.Do either of them get physical? Very doubtful.How often do they argue/disagree? Not very often, really. But Lord help us all when they do.Who is the first to apologise? Lindsay. again, the concept of people she likes leaving her for good terrifies her and usually subdues her pride.
Who is on top? They switch, but usually Robert.Who is on the bottom? Lindsay, generally.Who has the strangest desires? Both. And Lindsay feels absolutely free to share them with Robert, because she knows itâs very unlikely that heâd judge her.Any kinks? So many. But the age difference and the student/teacher dynamic is what does it for her.Whoâs dominant in bed? Robert, unless they decide to switch it up.Is head ever in the equation? Definitely.If so, who is better at performing it? Robert, without a doubt. But Linds shouldnât be far behind.Ever had sex in public? Not sure, but classroom has probably been suggested at some point.Who moans the most? Lindsay, probably.Who leaves the most marks? Both.Who screams the loudest? Lindsay.Who is the more experienced of the two? Robert.Do they âfuckâ or âmake loveâ? Fuck.Rough or soft? Somewhere in between, leaning more towards rough.How long do they usually last? As long as it takes for both of them to be certain that the other is satisfied.Is protection used? YesDoes it ever get boring? If it did, they would stop.Where is the strangest place theyâd have sex? Honestly? No idea, but thereâs little I wouldnât put past these two together.
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? Nope.If so, how many children do your muses want/have? n/a (Robert already had kids and it did not end well)
Who likes to cuddle? LindsayWho is the little spoon? Lindsay. Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? Either one of them, at any given moment.Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?  See above.How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? Iâd say like 15 minutes tops.Who gives the most kisses? Lindsay.What is their favourite non-sexual activity? Talking about creepy stuff and the occult and/or life experiences. Well, mostly Linds listening to Robert and interjecting every now and then to ask more questions or make a comment or maybe even talk about something she knows/saw/happened to her.Where is their favourite place to cuddle? Bed, most likely.Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? Both.How often do they get time to themselves? Often enough. Not daily, but certainlyÂ
Who snores? Maaaaybe Robert but IdkIf both do, who snores the loudest? See aboveDo they share a bed or sleep separately? Theyâve probably shared a bed a couple of times, but they donât live together.If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Lay apart the first couple of times, then cozy up.Who talks in their sleep? LindsayWhat do they wear to bed? If theyâre together? Probably nothing, unless they absolutely have to.Are either of your muses insomniacs? Yeah.Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? Certainly.Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? It probably depends on how tired they are when they go to bed. Again, Lindsay tends to hug her bed partners.Who wakes up with bed hair? Lindsay.Who wakes up first? LindsayWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Linds will try.What is their favourite sleeping position? None in particular, although Linds does have a habit of falling asleep while sheâs still on top of him.Who hogs the sheets? RobertDo they set an alarm each night? NahCan a television be found in their bedroom? Depends on whose bedroom theyâre in.Who has nightmares? BothWho has ridiculous dreams? Lindsay.Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? Robert.Who makes the bed? Depends on where they spend the night, and if they even spend the night there. But normally, Linds.What time is bed time? Nonexistent.Any routines/rituals before bed? Robert goes through whatever he does to look that fucking amazing all the time and Lindsay listens to him talk.Whoâs the grumpiest when they wake up? Lindsay.
Who is the busiest? Robert.Who rakes in the highest income? Robert.Are any of your muses unemployed? Lindsay probably counts as unemployed.Who takes the most sick days? No ideaWho is more likely to turn up late to work? Robert arrives 15 minutes late to the lecture with Starbucks and Linds literally slams her head against her desk while giggling.Who sucks up to their boss? Lindsay.What are their jobs? Reluctant cult leader and student/part time photographer.Who stresses the most? Both do, but Linds is probably less cynical and much more anxious about it.Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? *noncommittal shrug and groan*Are your muses financially stable? Robert is. Lindsay isnât.
Who does the washing? LindsayWho takes out the trash? LindsayWho does the ironing? LindsayWho does the cooking? Definitely not them.Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? Lindsay.Who is messier? LindsayWho leaves the toilet roll empty? Neither oneWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? LindsayWho forgets to flush the toilet? Neither oneWho is the prankster around the house? I suspect RobertWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? RobertWho mows the lawn? Neither one.Who answers the telephone? RobertWho does the vacuuming? LindsayWho does the groceries? LindsayWho takes the longest to shower? RobertWho spends the most time in the bathroom? Robert (Basically Linds does house chores whenever possible because she needs to feel useful)
Is money a problem? Not particularlyHow many cars do they own? Each has their own (plural in Robertâs case)Do they own their home or do they rent? They donât live together.Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? Fuckinâ ugly-ass city. But Robert would be closer to the countryside.Do they live in the city or in the country? CityDo they enjoy their surroundings? Yeah.Whatâs their song? They donât have one.What do they do when theyâre away from each other? Linds possibly shares links of things she likes with him (going from creepy stories to fun facts to stuff sheâd wear for him/use with him)Where did they first meet? In campus. In a lecture, actually.How did they first meet? Linds had to make up excuses to spend less time with Jon so she enrolled in a class about occultism. Robert was teaching. Lindsay has a type,so she went in and gave it a shot, and was surprised when Robert went along with it.Who spends the most money when out shopping? Robert.Whoâs more likely to flash their assets? Robert.Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? Lindsay, most likely.Any mental issues? You want the short list, or the long one?Whoâs terrified of bugs? I think neither of them isWho kills the spiders around the house? Lindsay puts them in jars and either lets them out or keeps them there for as long as they last Their favourite place? No idea yetWho pays the bills? Most likely RobertDo they have any fears for their future? NahWhoâs more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? RobertWho uses up all of the hot water? RobertWhoâs the tallest? RobertWhoâs more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? Either one of them.Who wanders around in their underwear? Both.Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? LindsayWhat do they tease each other about? How they met, their age difference, and Linds teases Robert about how fabulous he is.Who is more likely to cringe at the otherâs fashion sense at times? Robert at Lindsayâs.Do they have mutual friends? Yes. Becky definitely counts. Who crushed first? LindsayAny alcohol or substance related problems? Again, Lindsayâs addiction, but she does her best to keep it secret from him (she finds it humiliating)Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Both. Maybe Lindsay.Who swears the most? Iâm going to go with both
