#godofidea

I have so many weird and stupid DND OCs such as: The gold dragonborn who was raised by dwarves and is on a mission to grow a beard. The human-ish alchemist who had a personal vendetta against mermaids and wanted to sink Atlantis. The grad student warlock who didn't believe in magic & who's patron was also their thesis advisor. The eladrin with severe anger management issues who had been a barbarian but, per their parole, was forced to become a monk instead.

Theodore look out, the guillotine is coming. Oh my god he can't hear us, he's got his head too far up his ass, oh my god

Your sense of humor plays off mine perfectly, and it makes goofing about video games or movies or practically anything 10x more fun when you're goofing with me

@godofidea replied to your post: Hey, friends! What makes you happy?

Dnd class: bard bc you sing and play ukulele and bring out the best in me

Squid, I just used eyeshadow and eyeliner for the first time, you should try it! Although it might be a little difficult given your mucus...

Corrupt-ler is wrong, nail polish is for anyone who wants it & I'm glad you're enjoying yourself 💖