#goddamnit oda

How does a fine mafia man like this turn into... uh, whatever’s on the right?

Well, his toddler kid dies and his wife runs out on him for lying about being a banker instead of revealing he’s a pirate throughout their entire relationship because she said she hates pirates on their first date, just to end up hospitalized from a mudslide in the storm without her emotions intact and sorta dead on the inside, unable to recognize him - so he gets her to smile occasionally by wearing ridiculous clothes that jog her memories of their dead son, withstanding all the disdain and mockery he receives for it.

I made the mistake of thinking Señor was a gag character and let down my guard

Like part of me wants it to just be him and Daz. Considering how it's hard to get Crocodile's trust, and how they're supposed to be in hiding, in most ways it'd make sense... Buuuut having a larger crew would be beneficial in the New World too.

All I know is if he DOES have a crew then damnit it had better be at least 50% women because he set a standard with Baroque Works and he'd better stick with it. -_-