#goblinthief

bloody revolution or something is a pre-dao au in which the fereldan elves rebel and a teenage tabris leads a civil war 'til Maric solidifies a treaty by offering his bastard younger son's hand in marriage. It's more about tab than alistair, but i really like this scene so have this:

The thing about being given to the Chantry for training is that the Chantry then becomes the entirety of one’s world. There was no leaving, no real interaction with anyone who wasn’t also in training or part of the Chantry. So while unrest may have been spreading throughout the entire country, little rumor of it actually made it into the Bournshire chantry.

So it was that, at age thirteen, Alistair found himself meeting his father for the first time with no idea why. The man was, well, intimidating. Just… standing there. All… kingly and… something.

“You know who I am?” Maric asked.

“Is that a trick question?” Alistair responded and then braced for a smack from the revered mother that never came. Not only that, but the king actually seemed amused. And then it struck him that this was the king he was talking to, father or not. “Uh— your majesty, I mean.”

“No, not a trick question. I understand you may harbor some resentment toward me. Perhaps you think I was ashamed, but know that was not the case. It was your— the hope was that you might lead a normal life, free of the trappings of royalty.” He paused, staring at some point on the wall. To Alistair it seemed the man couldn’t stand to look at him for long, which rather negated his words.

“That’s nice, but did you really come here just to tell me that? Because—”

“No. No, of course not. I wish— Unfortunately, circumstances have changed. There is unrest in Ferelden, increasingly in the south. It is more than I am willing to risk, to leave you here. I would like to bring you back with me. It will have its challenges, taking your place as prince, but you will be safe.”

That was usually the point in a nightmare where Alistair would look down and find himself naked. 

4. mythical creature you think/believe is real?

I don't!

15. rank the methods of death: freezing, burning, drowning

Freezing followed by drowning followed by burning.

21. a number that weirds you out?

Stuff with 7s in them. They're uneven.

skates by with more doodles

1) dancing queeeeen, young and sweeeet only seventeeeeen 2) wow havoc and breda are such good friends they got married on the same day #goals 3) Breda wears red panties in the FMA 03 Chibi Party OVA 4) ok this one is actually from @goblinthief​‘s Jeanroy fanfic which is Very Good my server has been yelling about it a lot. i just finished the last chap and there was this *chefs kiss* golden moment at the very end. 

Anon wasn't me, but it's kind of hilarious/cool to me to see that you're also of the "tried to stick it with Catholicism, seriously considered becoming a nun, queer pagan" variety :'D I wonder if we're like. a whole entire subtype.

omg there’s others

If this is a legit subtype, that’d be really interesting. I wonder if it lends itself to broader trends within the pagan, catholic, and queer communities, where they intersect, and the type of person that finds themselves there 

jfdas;fd not nearly as ns/fw as yours

The only exception to this was a dark red Ishvalan-style carpet on the floor in front of the armchair that now housed Franklin Dorrins’ corpse.

Everything in the room was obviously expensive, but also kind of strange for a guy like Franklin Dorrins. A lawyer in his mid twenties, but his apartment was decorated like a retired philosophy professor who was pushing eighty.

“When did Dorrins buy the apartment?” Maes asked no one in particular.

This is a GAYS ONLY EVENT! GO HOME!

RIGHT WE AIN’T HERE TO GET YOUR ROCKS OFF GTFO LOLOLOL

@ahdayumn replied to your post “Uuuuggggghhhhh, I manage to avoid the vast majority of the circles of...”

there are just certain parts of tumblr and fandom/pop culture I avoid like the plague SPECIFICALLY because of this. thank god its not a rampant as it used to be back in 2014

goblinthief replied to your post “Uuuuggggghhhhh, I manage to avoid the vast majority of the circles of...”

im just grateful its gone down in commonness :/// used to be impossible to avoid and it sucked

Oh man, it used to be awful. It always made me uncomfortable for many, many reasons, but at one point I tried to embrace it as a “reclamation” or somesuch half-baked rationalization like that, but the thing about reclamation is that the people affected should be the ones reclaiming, and that definitely is not what’s going on with “sin”. 

NICE!

I found this article, but its the only one I could find (and it doesn’t focus solely on NB):

Two provinces have already hit Canada's 2030 climate change target, NEB says

THANK YOU FOR THIS. Exodus is a really personal piece for me, and I’m always so touched when anyone responds to it. I’m feeling particularly prickly about being a Jew in the Current Environment, and so it makes to weirder and harder and less rewarding to ever let that side of myself out.