#goblin ore

I dyed my leg hair green and nobody can see it but it makes me happy so. Is this the "self care" I keep hearing about?

Fuck this shit. I’m dropping out of school to become a creepy old woman in the forest. I’ll live in a stone cottage and have twelve cats. All cooking will be done on an open fire, most likely in a cauldron. The aroma of beef stew will waft through the trees and draw passing hikers to my table. I’ll serve them in ceramic mugs and seat them on stumps around the fire. They’ll tell me their stories and I’ll mutter cryptic things under my breath for no reason. When they leave, I’ll give them food to take with. I’ll also be poor as dirt because that job doesn’t pay