((Hello all! This is my Human!Dan and Fairy!Phil AU that I talked about! In this short story, Phil is a fairy in training and Dan’s a human hunter. They’re both friends and are trying to understand the others world. I know its not that good but I just wanted to put this out there and see if people would like to see more! This is my first time really sitting down and writing out a short story like this. I might make another chapter, but only if you guys really want there to be. Enjoy!!)) Dan was searching in the woods for an animal to hunt for todays meal. He had seen a wolf earlier, but was unable to catch it. Right as he step around the corner, he saw it! The wolf from earlier! "You're mine now, you cunt asshole.." Dan whispered. Right as he went to jump out from the tree a sudden sparkle appeared in front of him. "HII DANIEL!!!" "DAHH!" Dan took a step back. The wolf turned around and saw Dan approaching him and ran off. Phil fluttered his wings as he spun around Dan. "Ah no.." Phil said with his head down. "Did I interrupt something again?" Dan scowled. "That...was...suppose...to...be IN. MY. STOMACH. BY. NOW." Dan said with anger in his eyes. With every step he got louder and louder. "A-Ah I'm s-so sorry Dan! I didn't mean to..s-scare it off..like that" "Whatever.." Dan said with a mix of anger and sadness on his face. "Just...go annoy some other hunter, would you?" He swatted around his face. "And stop flying around me!! You know I hate moths....and moth like things..." Dan said as he sat on a tree stomp, all slumped over. "Dan.." Phil said with a small frown. He waved his hands around his body and went from a little shiny spark to an adult creature. With a flower crown lined with tulips and a flowery top. With pants that have dragon like scales on them, which were honestly shiner then Dan's outfit which was a sad-looking brown leather top and some messy brown pants with a small satchel on the right side of pants. "You know you weren't going to catch that wolf anyway.." Phil protested. "It was a WOLF for crying out loud, Daniel!" He said, throwing his arms up. Dan merely gave Phil a simple side eye. No words needed, Phil knew what he was thinking. (It was the words "Fuck you") "We've been over this before." Phil said as he made a "move over" gesture with his hands to Dan as he sat next to him on the mossy-covered  rotten stump. "You need to start small. You only just recently became an official hunter" Dan sighed. He knew that Phil was right. It was a little "courageous" of him to go after a wolf after just one week of training shortly after he was noted as an official member of the Human Hunting League. "Phil.." Dan said softly. "No offense, but you are the last person I need to hear a pep talk from. I would literally rather hear a pep talk from ANY one else...like....like...P-PJ."   "PJ?!" Phil said as he stood up. "As in...PJ the Trash goblin?! As in..the guy who LITERALLY goes through trash as a HOBBY??" "Yup. That's the one." Dan said as he too, stood up. Phil developed a sour look on his face and put his hands on his hips. "ugh." Phil scoffed "I'll have you know, Dan that just because Goblins are one race below us Fairies that does not make us the same, so you know what? Offense. Taken." Dan chuckled. "Who got your tights in a twist?" Dan said as he took a part of Phil's tights and pulled them back just to release back to make a "whap" sound. Phil scowled. "Um, actually you did!" Dan laughed. "Not my fault you can't take a joke." He said as he took his wood knife and started to walk away. "H-Hey! You get back here and apologize to me!" Phil said as he walked after him. "I DESERVE AN APOLOGY" Phil yelled at him as he walked with him.