#gobacktocanada

In the land of Canada, in the snow of Ontario, the Dark Lord Usher forged in secret, a Bieber. And into this Bieber he poured all his swagg, his malice and his will to dominate all media. One by one, the free peoples of America fell to the power of the Bieber. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance of men marched against the armies of Bieber, and they fought for the freedom of America. Victory was near, but the power of the Bieber could not be undone. It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that the Florida police took up their radar guns. And Bieber, enemy of the free peoples of America, was defeated. The Bieber must be taken deep into Canada and cast back into the snowy chasm from whence it came.