#go lance

Racing Points admin is really enjoying this

Are we all ignoring the fact that this may be the first time Lance has truly snapped in all the seasons?

I LOVE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

“That’s not gonna happen” 

i spent more than an hour on this

ok go lance go au:

-diego decides to leave the forest one day to become an astronaut

-he meets pidge and hunk

-pidge is secretly that guy from kingdom hearts

-soral guy idk

-anyway

-he changes his name to lance bc why the fuck not

-and he meets his hero

-and there is a ninja guy named keit or whatever the fuck ever

- “fucking b-baka” -keith and lance towards each other

-”hey i totally hate u but wanna hang anyway” -keith

-lance finds a fucking blue jaguar or some shit like that

-~flashbacku~

-lance is fucking terrible with names. He names her fucking blue.

-well then again he renamed himself a fucking weapon javelin thingy or something

-anyways princess dora and her servant nigel cornberry and three fucking boots mice choose them to fucking save the universe or some shit

-”i totally chose them based off their clothes color” -princess dora

-also it is Revealed Hunk is the real ninja

-that’s why he has a bandana

-keith is just some weird apprentice or someshit

-blah blah blah pidge is a Woman

-voltron is a giant anime girl cardboard cutout

-it is revealed that shiro is shadow the hedgehog

-they find sonic

-allura fuckig kills sonic bc bitch be cheating on her wit amy or som shit

-she’s secretly sally

-*salty

-actually no. shadow the hedgehog is shiro and keith fused. Shadow is too emo for it to be just shiro.

-shiro used to be able to maintain the emoness until he got that sick anime hair. Now he’s too weaboo to be shadow by himself :(

-he secretly has a sailor moon outfit. Like not ironically. He saves it for when shit gets real.

-zarkon turns out to be jacob sattorious or some shit

-he likes wearing my little pony sweatshirts

-he secretly kills people using his terrible singing

-keith’s dad is santa

-he’s secretly a cursed purple elf

-santa: “who the fuck is the blue kid”

-mrs. Claus: “what the shit”

-they finally defeat zarkon bc voltron’s weabooness finally becomes more cringe than zarkon’s singing

-voltron changes their name to Xx_xxdarkvoltronrawrX3xx_xX

-myspace and furries rule the world :333

-also keith and lance have a forever bonding moment.

-lance never admits his first bonding moment with keith. That fucker

-after voltron goes out of business, lance has a part-time job as elsa

-”that bonding moment never happened anyway”

-pidge’s father is actually ben 10

-hunk dies lathered with cinnamon and in a rolled up bed position since he’s a fucking cinnamon roll fuck you

-allura gets wasted every night

-allura secretly finds out lance is actually diego. Wow she’s dora

-”hi cuz. I thought you fucking died in the altea explosion. What the fuck. Don’t ever ditch me again bitch”

Alternate ending:

-shiro is actually sven from the original voltron

-he defeats zarkon and becomes the new dad of Space with his beautiful accent

-”you right, keit”

@thehunkyard

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