Hello fellow gnome-realtors, it’s been awhile.
I’ve been on a long journey around South America sharing my findings with journalists, scientists and other gnome related researchers. So far i’ve helped researchers find out more about these parasitic gnomes so they can finally take them down, however we still have a long way to go before we can stop this gnome plague.
But i’m not here to discuss my findings or my charity work, but to instead discuss pro-gnome language and gnomes in disguise.
Earlier this month i received this comment on my most recent post (as shown above) and it got me thinking, can gnomes disguise themselves as other humans? Usually in the past if i received a comment like this i’d assume it was just another pro-gnomer trying to spread their harmful pro-gnome language to create more gnome lovers, but after my research with scientists and more gnome-realtors, i discovered something.
Some advanced gnomes can disguise themselves as pro-gnome humans to trick regular humans into believing their twisted gnome views to spread the plague of pro-gnomers. After learning that information i’ve been cautious interacting with pro-gnomers, especially after this comment.
First of all, gnomes are not “just statues”, they are parasitic beings thats love to spread their disease all over. Secondly, that post was the most beautiful and heartfelt writing i’ve ever written. Finally, no swearing please. My mother checks this blog and i don’t want her to take my phone away again.
So, what does everyone else believe? Personally, i believe its a gnome in disguise, but i could be wrong?
Thats all from me, and always remember,
DONT DENY THE GNOMES.
