Menwhile, back in Jellystone Park
[We join the conversation in progress, more or less] BOO-BOO, somewhat nervously: So why exactly is it, Yogi, that you have to depend on what you call "tourist-type goodies," to begin with? YOGI BEAR: Boo-Boo buddy, this bruin can't help but sneak up on the tourists and their pic-a-nic baskets and discover what sort of food such human curiosity-seekers can't help but enjoy! And besides, I'm not just smarter than the average bear ... but I'm also a people bear! BOO-BOO, stunned: "A people bear"?! That's certainly a new one on me, Yogi! YOGI BEAR: And there are some who insist Scooby-Doo has an appetite rivalling mine for some reason! [Cut to--] NORVILLE "SHAGGY" ROGERS, with some sense of euphoric giddiness driven by food: Like, Scoob, who couldn't resist the sensation of hot-off-the-iron Belgian waffles, butter and syrup galore in the bargain, and plenty of decently strong coffee?! SCOOBY-DOO: Reah ... Relgian raffles! Ring rhem ron! [Whereupon the duet go through quite the marathon of Belgian waffles, such producing the inevitable results of full stomachs to the point of bloating] NORVILLE "SHAGGY" ROGERS, tired and at once satisfied: And they say Yogi Bear is quite the glutton! [Cut back to Jellystone Park, where--] YOGI BEAR, somewhat stunned: And all this time, I thought I didn't have much competition in the appetite department among cartoon characters! BOO-BOO: Still, though, Yogi, why not consider going to more typically ursine stuff like nuts, berries and fish?
