#glueman

I AM NOT CRAZY!

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I am not crazy! I know he swapped those names! I knew it was Jerma, Mr.x. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks,

he got that Glue idiot at the Jerma Wrestling Federation to lie for him.

You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This CHICANERY?! He's done worse. That Magic?! Are you telling me that a man just happens to clip trough Cyber BBQ Pit Boy like that?

No! He orchestrated it! Jerma! He puked on his mother's bed after eating a whole sleeve of oreos!

And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own Meme House stream! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 55, always the same!

Couldn't keep his hands out of his gamer hole!

But not our Jerma! Couldn't be precious Jerma! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a Vinechamp!? What a sick joke!

I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him-

Note: Joel is in court for jerking off on the freeway and said this completely unpromptly only because Jermo was his lawyer

3:42 AM EDT June 6, 2022:

Fugazi - "GlueMan" Live at The Edge, Fort Lauderdale, FL (Recorded February 14, 1993)

Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm