Imagine singing Britney Spears criminal to tell the glee club you’re dating Sebastian Smythe.
The only people who knew you were dating Sebastian was you and Kurt, and Blaine. Kurt was pretty pissed off when he found out, but Blaine was pretty understanding.
Blaine, and Kurt had convinced you to tell the glee club. Which was good because Sebastian was starting to get irritated with you hiding him, considering he told all of the Warblers.
You hadn’t told the Unholy Trinity but you got them to practice and perform the song with you. While you invited Sebastian, and the glee club to the stage room.
“Okay so you guys probably wonder why I called you all down here.” “Yeah a little, considering the Tweety Birds, are here” Santana said snarkly.” “Okay Santana you know their called the Warblers.” You said. “Anyway ima perform a song, and than give you all my announcement. “Hit it please”, you said to the band.
Y/N
“He is a hustler, he's no good at all
He is a loser, he's a bum, bum, bum, bum”
Quinn
“He lies, he bluffs, he's unreliable
He is a sucker with a gun, gun, gun, gun”
Y/N
“I know you told me I should stay away
I know you said he's just a dog astray
He is a bad boy with a tainted heart
And even I know this ain't smart
But mama I'm in love with a criminal
And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical
Mama please don't cry, I will be alright
All reason aside I just can't deny, I love the guy”
Santana
“He is a villain by the devil's law
He is a killer just for fun, fun, fun, fun”
Britney
“That man's a snitch and unpredictable
He's got no conscience, he got none, none, none, none
All I know, should've let go, but no”
Quinn
“'Cause he's a bad boy with a tainted heart
And even I know this ain't smart”
Y/N
“But mama I'm in love with a criminal
And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical
Quinn, and Y/N
“Mama please don't cry, I will be alright”
All reason aside I just can't deny, I love that guy”
Santana
“And he's got my name,
Tattooed on his arm his lucky charm”
Britney
“So I guess it's okay he's with me”
Y/N, and Santana. (Santana will be the all I know should let go parr’s)
“And I hear people talk
Trying to make remarks keep us apart” you look over and glare at Kurt.
“But I don't even hear
I don't care”
“'Cause mama I'm in love with a criminal
And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical
“All I Know”
Mama please don't cry, I will be alright
“Should Let Go”
All reason aside I just can't deny, I love the guy
“Ohhhhhhhhh”
Mama I'm in love with a criminal
“Ohhhhhhhhh”
And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical
Mama please don't cry, I will be alright
“Should Let Go”
All reason aside I just can't deny, I love the guy”
“I’m dating Sebastian Smythe!” I blurt out. “What!” Mercedes yelled out “I know I didn’t just hear what I think you just said.”
“Look I know you guys don’t like him. But I do. I love him, and he loves me. Right?” I looked over at him, I had gotten so lost in what I was saying, I had forgotten we hadn’t said I love you yets.
I see Sebastian get up and I think he’s going to leave but he makes his way to the stage. “Damn right I love you.” He says and kisses me.
I grab onto his hand for support “You don’t have to like him, but I do obviously cause we’re dating that would be weird if I didn’t like him.” I start blabbering. “But you have to be nice to him, and so do you Sebastian you need to stop being mean to them.” Sebastian, and the glee club roll their eyes.
“Well Ryan we’re glad you’re happy, but don’t think we’re not going to kick the Warblers asses in Sectionals.” Mr. Schue says. He walks over to Sebastian and I and give him a handshake and smile. “Yeah we’ll see about that.” Sebastian smirks.
“I love you.” Sebastian says to me. “I love you too.” I say
“Get a room.” Santana says
