Imagine singing Britney Spears criminal to tell the glee club youâre dating Sebastian Smythe.
The only people who knew you were dating Sebastian was you and Kurt, and Blaine. Kurt was pretty pissed off when he found out, but Blaine was pretty understanding.
Blaine, and Kurt had convinced you to tell the glee club. Which was good because Sebastian was starting to get irritated with you hiding him, considering he told all of the Warblers.
You hadnât told the Unholy Trinity but you got them to practice and perform the song with you. While you invited Sebastian, and the glee club to the stage room.
âOkay so you guys probably wonder why I called you all down here.â âYeah a little, considering the Tweety Birds, are hereâ Santana said snarkly.â âOkay Santana you know their called the Warblers.â You said. âAnyway ima perform a song, and than give you all my announcement. âHit it pleaseâ, you said to the band.
âHe is a hustler, he's no good at all
He is a loser, he's a bum, bum, bum, bumâ
âHe lies, he bluffs, he's unreliable
He is a sucker with a gun, gun, gun, gunâ
âI know you told me I should stay away
I know you said he's just a dog astray
He is a bad boy with a tainted heart
And even I know this ain't smart
But mama I'm in love with a criminal
And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical
Mama please don't cry, I will be alright
All reason aside I just can't deny, I love the guyâ
âHe is a villain by the devil's law
He is a killer just for fun, fun, fun, funâ
âThat man's a snitch and unpredictable
He's got no conscience, he got none, none, none, none
All I know, should've let go, but noâ
â'Cause he's a bad boy with a tainted heart
And even I know this ain't smartâ
âBut mama I'm in love with a criminal
And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical
âMama please don't cry, I will be alrightâ
All reason aside I just can't deny, I love that guyâ
Tattooed on his arm his lucky charmâ
âSo I guess it's okay he's with meâ
Y/N, and Santana. (Santana will be the all I know should let go parrâs)
âAnd I hear people talk
Trying to make remarks keep us apartâ you look over and glare at Kurt.
â'Cause mama I'm in love with a criminal
And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical
Mama please don't cry, I will be alright
All reason aside I just can't deny, I love the guy
Mama I'm in love with a criminal
And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical
Mama please don't cry, I will be alright
All reason aside I just can't deny, I love the guyâ
âIâm dating Sebastian Smythe!â I blurt out. âWhat!â Mercedes yelled out âI know I didnât just hear what I think you just said.â
âLook I know you guys donât like him. But I do. I love him, and he loves me. Right?â I looked over at him, I had gotten so lost in what I was saying, I had forgotten we hadnât said I love you yets.
I see Sebastian get up and I think heâs going to leave but he makes his way to the stage. âDamn right I love you.â He says and kisses me.
I grab onto his hand for support âYou donât have to like him, but I do obviously cause weâre dating that would be weird if I didnât like him.â I start blabbering. âBut you have to be nice to him, and so do you Sebastian you need to stop being mean to them.â Sebastian, and the glee club roll their eyes.
âWell Ryan weâre glad youâre happy, but donât think weâre not going to kick the Warblers asses in Sectionals.â Mr. Schue says. He walks over to Sebastian and I and give him a handshake and smile. âYeah weâll see about that.â Sebastian smirks.
âI love you.â Sebastian says to me. âI love you too.â I say
âGet a room.â Santana says