#gipper

[Group text with people from college]

Reagan had many nicknames, apparently people called him "Dutch" when he was young.... Because his father said he looked like a "fat little Dutch boy"

I don't know enough about what Dutch people vs Danish people vs Belgian people look like as babies to know what that means. It seemed unusually specific.

Creampuff

Chippy

Freezebot

Finchy

Stix

Gipper

Dipper knew that something would go wrong when Mabel decided they should revisit Hoo-Ha Owl’s Pizzamatronic Jamboree just a few short days after the whole Giffany fiasco. However, of the things that would do so, discovering that Giffany was living in a Fight Fighters cabinet was not one of them.

Upon recognizing Dipper, Giffany managed to reach out of the screen of the cabinet with a pair of glitched hands and grabbed onto him. Luckily, Mabel managed to unplug the game, but before Giffany fully disappeared back into the machine, the leftover data and code seeped into Dipper with an intense jolt.

At first, things seemed to be okay, but right away Dipper would notice that he had turned kinda pixely, as well as his own hair and eye color shifting to resemble that of Giffany’s.

It wouldn’t be long before Dipper started to experience more and more changes. He had become more excitable and seemingly girlish in several of his actions. Mabel would seemingly be right in stating that he had basically become like some kind of ‘shoujo heroine’.

To compound onto this, Dipper would discover that he had developed video game themed powers, and even a variety of stats that could manifest themselves in the way of visual text boxes. It was concerning just how much he felt strange compulsions to look and dress cute.

However, at the same time, there was a lot of curiosity about all of the things he could do now, as well as to what more he could do. All of this needed research... and written down.

Some more of Game Shoujo Dipper.

The ghost problem at the Northwest Manor appears to have gone a little differently in terms of the outfit Dipper ended up in. Dipper would also quickly discover that for some reason, they were pretty good at running in heels and a big poofy dress.

Dipper also has the ability to summon stat screens of not only themself, but for others as well that show a variety of information pertaining to the person and their general relation to Dipper. Dipper is capable of opening up these boxes either right near someone, or directly in front of themself away from the person. Dipper also has access to a subspace inventory pocket that they can store things, which is divided into several categories including a mysterious ‘Key Items’ category that so far contains the likes of their own notebook dedicated to writing down their skills and other aspects of their new form. For some reason, outfits like the gown they obtained from the Northwests also count as key items.

Though wary of the idea, Dipper decided to go back and try to confront Giffany and see if she could change them back. However, it seemed as if Giffany was BEYOND EXCITED over their new existence as a partial AI and immediately seemed to form a bond with them. The idea of no longer actually being the only one thrilled Giffany, and all she could do was pull Dipper into the game cabinet and gush over them, declaring that Dipper was now her little sister.

I came across an astonishing social media video today of Ronald Reagan, the 40th president of the United States and the one-time godfather of American conservatism. His topic was immigration. President Reagan spoke of the need to buttress U.S.-Mexico relations by maintaining what he called a “two-way open border.” He said the United States should allow Mexicans into our country “legally,” where…

Hey, Gipper said it first!

President Biden pledged once again today to make an unprecedented appointment to the U.S. Supreme Court. He will find an African American woman to nominate to the court to succeed Justice Stephen Breyer. OK. That’s unprecedented. I get it. However, he ain’t the first president or candidate for POTUS to make a pledge to find someone of a particular gender to the court. Ronald Reagan did so while…