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Aziraphale, Supreme Archangel of the Heavenly Host, is just minding his own business. Really. It's not like he's trying to get summoned to Earth during highly important archangelic duties. And Crowley's not trying to summon him, he swears, but somehow it still keeps happening...

Now, if they could only figure out why?

Words: 44,558

Status: Complete

Rating: Explicit

By @gingiekittycat

Art Credit: La Pietà by Oleg Supereco

Crowley sits between Aziraphale’s knees, a demon at an angel’s mercy.

Length: 3,693 words

AO3 Rating: Explicit / Spice Level 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Best for: At Home, After Dark

Triggers: Read Tags

Read it here, fic by Ginger_Cat

*Minor Spoilers* I unexpectedly find myself at home all day today, and I haven't posted that many filthy fics recently, so how about we call today a one off Smutty Saturday?

Starting with this. Now check the tags to see if this will be for you, it includes vomiting as kink. None of anything in this fic is appealing to me irl but here?? Oh boy, this one you'll need to open up the windows to cool off. What this fic really is about, underneath all the mess, is Crowley completely submitting himself and giving full control over to Aziraphale. It's filthy, and I loved it. I'll follow @gingiekittycat wherever they want to go!

🫶🏼For @gingiekittycat Arc-Angel Aziraphale concept🖤

Art made by @inkyariel

Word count: 16,062 Chapters: 7/7 Fandom: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Sherlock Holmes & John Watson Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson Additional Tags: Isolation, Memory of traumatic events, PTSD, John milks a cow, In fact Sherlock does too, Post-Episode: The Abominable Bride, pre-Series 4, Stream of Consciousness, Freeform, Internal Monologue, References to violence/death, References to Suicide Summary:

After a series of traumatic events, John has left London in self-imposed isolation. Permanently.

There is, of course, one man who might succeed in bringing him home.

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Once a year, Aziraphale and Crowley meet on Earth to discuss the development of the reincarnated Christ child. The problem is, they can't stop having sex instead.

Length: 65,451 words

AO3 Rating: Explicit / Spice Level 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Best for: After Dark, Post S2

Triggers: Slightly toxic/unhealthy relationship dynamics

Read it here, fic by Ginger_Cat

*Minor Spoilers* I was recced this fic by this post, and was intrigued by what this face smacking plot might be. And oh boy, they were right. This fic is pretty filthy, I've been reading smut for years and even I blushed at some scenes (Crowley's oyster thoughts hello??). So be prepared for the smut to be the main course. But it's paired with a gripping plot imagining what could happen with The Second Coming. Actually a lot of the themes here I could see being worked into the actual canon. It takes a lot of what S1 and the book was really about and uses it in a very clever way. It finds a way to slightly mirror the Adam plot line from S1 with it's Jesus plot. There will be many twists and turns that you aren't expecting, but they feel so satisfying because of the threads that were laid all throughout the story.

Crowley and Aziraphale here are ravenous and desperate for each other. Despite all the danger and barriers, they absolutely cannot walk away from each other. It's devastating how much they need each other when it's never been more dangerous for them. This story isn't afraid to push them. They're not always their best selves here, sure most of it is pressure from Heaven, but that isn't the only thing that pushes boundaries. They make mistakes and hurt each other badly, but the point of it all is that they are willing to work on making it better. I love that this author includes safe words and isn't afraid to use them. A lot of fics will have characters discuss safe wording, but then never use them or explore what using them is like. There's angst here, but it's not depressing or too heavy. And eventually we'll get our happy ending.

Excellent after dark read. Remember this is porn with plot, not plot with porn. So don't be reading this next to grandma! You're also not going to want to put this one down, so make sure you can settle in and read this in one go. It's very much worth it!

To save each other from Heaven and Hell, Aziraphale and Crowley become human. Things, predictably, do not go as planned. Crowley thought about what he’d come there to do. He thought about what it meant, in the context of God’s warning. Really thought. There wouldn’t be hopping from restaurant to restaurant with his best friend for the next six thousand years (give or take). There wouldn’t be any more miracles, or tempting. There wouldn’t be any skirting Hell’s wrath for eternity. And when it was over, the deepest, darkest, horriblest pits would be reserved for him. Crowley said, “Will you make me human, too?”

Length: 66,731 words

AO3 Rating: Explicit / Spice Level 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Best for: At Home, One Sitting, Angst, Canon AU

Triggers: Temporary Character Death, Alcoholism

Read it here, fic by Ginger_Cat

*Minor Spoilers* Alright buckle up, this one is insane! This has to be the craziest, most unique plot I've read for Good Omens. Every moment just punches you into a different direction. I found myself just going, "what the fuck? what the fuck?? WHAT THE FUCK??" I'm not even going to try to summarize the plot, there's too much to say and I think you should go in as blind as possible. Just trust it, let it whisk you away on this journey.

This isn't a dark fic necessarily, it ends in a very good place, but there are moments that were pretty brutal. It pushes Aziraphale in particular to places we don't usually see him. He is the reckless impulsive one here. At first his actions seem super out of character for him, but trust the process. There is more under the surface and an explanation for his behavior. By the end I was so excited about this characterization for him. Crowley, poor dear, goes through the ringer here. He slips up and confesses his love and suddenly his entire life is flipped upside down. Kind of literally? At any point he could have just said, fuck you guys I'm done, but he doesn't. His love for Aziraphale and humanity keeps him in the fight, even though I wouldn't blame him for turning to resentment.

Excellent dialogue, it really brings a lightness and humor to scenes that keeps everything balanced. The side characters are also top notch. Even Gabriel get's his moment of redemption. Pacing is lightning fast. You have to pay attention and keep up or you will get left behind. I think this could have used a little more breathing room in some areas, but it's a want more than a need. It's not a negative that it moves fast is what I'm saying. If I could have added time anywhere it would be to Chapters 15 and 16 because I am so intrigued by the concepts there. I could read an entire story of Aziraphale in those conditions (I really don't want to spoil).

I think based on how fast paced this gets, it should be read at home. There are a couple smut scenes, but it's really an at home read for the plot. And I would make the time to read it in one go. There's just a lot of threads that I think would make it difficult to leave and come back to. Plus you aren't going to want to stop! I didn't! I only planned to start it, but suddenly it's 3 AM and I've finished it. What a wild ride! A joy to read for that alone, but it's an excellent work of redemption and the lengths they will go to for love.