#ginger-time-lady

“GUESS WHO BEAT THEIR FIRST LYNEL”

Well done on actually fighting that beast. You did better than I who just noped right out of there after stealth stealing the arrows I needed.

ALKJSDFLKJDSF DON’T THINK TOO HIGHLY OF ME

Here’s how the encounter really went:

Gets to Zora’s Domain

Already fucking has 20 shock arrows so doesn’t really need to fight Lynel

Could have started Vah Ruta

Could have started Vah Ruta

Gets the quest to take a picture of said Lynel

Decides, “I’m gonna go face that Lynel anyway” because I’m what you call Extra

Climbs up waterfalls

Gets almost all of the shock arrows on the mountaintop by being stealthy

I could just leave

I have 40+ shock arrows

I don’t need more

I like to kick my own ass

I fire a damn arrow at the Lynel

Completely self-instigate the fight

I don’t need to do that 

It isn’t self-defense

It hasn’t fucking seen me yet

I do it anyway

Remembers in fight that I originally came up here to take a picture so I Do That

Immediately regrets it because like I hadn’t even gotten the 3000 HP bastard down by 100 yet and already was powering through all the food I have

I’m clearly getting my ass kicked

Bow breaks

Looks at the other bows I have 

Decides “I haven’t used this Eagle Bow yet cuz I’m scared to break it and gather all those materials to remake it but I’m in a deadly pinch so why not.”

Proceeds to run around in circles around the Lynel and pelt it with Eagle Bow arrows

YOU'RE NOT A REAL HERO OF TIME UNTIL YOU'VE FACEPLANTED OVER THAT DUMB SWORD

ALKJSDFLKJSDF IS THAT A THING HAVE PEOPLE DONE THAT

ginger-time-lady replied to your post “GUESS WHAT I JUST FOUND BITCHES”

You gotta kill yourself trying to get that sword at least once. Its a highlight for sure, plus I just like to imagine the scene afterwards. Like the Great Deku tree and the Koroks are just staring at link's body like, 'now what?' Zelda's facepalming like seriously. You can survive monsters, guardians and dragons but keel over trying to pull a sword free

ALKJSDLKFJSD W H E E Z E I’m so glad you’re enjoying it!!

And yes alskdjflakjfd. I am always invested in the clothing. I’m a sucker for ye olde customizable outfits. 

I pretty sure the game designers meant for Ruta to be the first freed. Even though they can be done in any order it feels like the game sort of encourages you in that direction.

Ye, I noticed that. Actually, me and the gf were talking about that just the other day.

I'd say check out my Revali meta post but it goes into spoiler territory for the dlc so maybe hold off on it for now. Though I'll happily shoot you the link at a later date. tbh the Rito are truly the best thing to happen to the legend of Zelda series. Plus I love some of the locations named after characters in wind waker. Though some of the spelling is off I feel it adds to the effect that this is set over 10,000 years later than every other game in the series.

HNGNGNNGNGNG OKAY But as soon as I finish the dlc u gotta give me the link to this meta because I’m all about Rito appreciation.

Aww, I'm both delighted and incredibly saddened. You met my favourite monster but lost your poor horse. I honestly cried when I lost my first horse. They got hit by a stray ice arrow while protecting me and I didn't realise what happened until the body thawed and went limp at my feet. This game can be a little too real at times.

S H I T MAN

That

blood moon is everywhere

My entire attitude right now whenever I see the Blood Moon is pretty much Wind Waker Link in the Auction Room:

“BitCh??”

ginger-time-lady replied to your post “Stranded on Eventide Island Update: Thanks to @ginger-time-lady I...”

I'm glad I could help. It feels like I'm passing on a legacy as I had a friend who taught me the Hinox trick when the island was giving me a rough time. Maybe one day you can do the same

ALKSJDFLKJDSF THAT MAKES IT SOUND SO COOL. I would be so honored, dude

You can do it! Enpointe is so difficult but I believe in you.