I'm just a simple guard, man
Part 6 of my Danny is an Arkham Security Guard AU (og tumblr post)
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There was silence and tension as they watched Batman go through the motions, tying up the unmoving but awake Joker and moving him to somewhere closer to the entrance. Joker was surprisingly responsive and lucid, just mellowed and obedient. Somehow it made it better â if he was a vegetable Jason knew Batman wouldnât let that go until Danny undid what he had done.
Danny.
The Ghost King.
Jason didnât know exactly what that meant. Heck, until today he didnât know that ghosts were kind of a thing. Mythical creatures, he could buy. Apparitions, imprints of conscience that were unavenged â that he could buy too. But a Ghost King implied an organized society with status and a legal organization. A power structure.
âOh yeah, forgot to mention that.â
He turned towards the doctor well aware his face showed every emotion.
âThe fuck?â
âDid that really happen?â Duke was trying to keep calm, but his eyes were wide open and his hands slightly trembling.
âYeah?â She lifted an eyebrow.
âButââ
âHow the heckââ
â â how did he do that ââ
â â did he set him on fire!â
â â and is he even human?â
âChildren,â Alfred stood from his seat, positioning himself between the brothers and their guest. âLet her breathe.â
âItâs okay, Mr. â uhâŚâ She blushed as she realized she never asked for his name.
âAlfred,â the butler smiled, âAlfred Pennyworth.â
âMr. Pennyworth,â she nodded politely. âIâm fine. I am aware that after that⌠theatrical spectacle, explanations are needed.â
âIndeed.â Batman cut in the conversation. âProper explanations are in order. After I deliver the Joker to Arkham.â
âYou canât be serious!â Did the old man go crazy? Back to that place?
Jazz frowned, seemingly sharing his thoughts. She leaned closer to the microphone and spoke in a controlled voice. âWhere are you delivering him? In the hospital.â
Bruce took way too long to answer, so Tim did it for him. âThrough the front door?â
Jazz didnât find it funny. âWait for me.â
âWhat?â
âI said, wait for me.â Jazz reached for her discarded jacket, eyeing the door to the elevator back to the manor. âJoker is my patient and I need to be there.â
âWhat for?â
She turned to look at Jason. âHe doesnât deserve to be left at the mercy of some of the people in the Asylum. They couldââ
âHe can rot for all I care.â
The vigilante walked up to her, getting in her way and using his height and build to scare her into submission. Jazz held his gaze, defiant, muscles tense and ready to throw down if needed.
âYou donât know that place like I do.â
Jason huffed. âWhatever the inmates want to do to him, he deserves it.â
âI wasnât talking about the inmates.â Her teal eyes steeled with fury. âArkham has a history of staff abusing their authority.â
Duke glanced at Alfred, unsure what to make of that statement. He quietly stood up, getting ready to intervene in case Jason decided to get violent; but Alfred held him back with a gloved hand on his shoulder.
âAgain, he deserves it.â
Tired of craning her neck to look up at him, Jazz stepped back. âHe deserves the judgment of the people heâd hurt in the past â something my brother and I can promise you will happen.â Given what they saw in the camera feeds, nobody doubted the siblings could ensure it. âBut Iâm not going to tolerate that my patient spends his last years alive being unnecessarily abused.â
âI told youââ
âWhat do you think,â she interrupted Jason, her gaze cold and her body tense, âwill happen if someone dies full of rage? If in their last moments they wish they could enact vengeance on those that harmed them?â She narrowed her eyes, knowing her words were hitting something in him. âWhat do you think will happen to the Jokerâs soul if heâs abused and tortured at Arkham, and probably killed, after he crosses the Veil?â
âIââ
âA huge pain in the ass, itâs what will happen.â
The tense silence could be cut with a knife. Duke couldnât understand how Jazz not only managed to stare down the six foot something tank that Jason was, but she also commanded the attention and respect. He was a newcomer to the place and he had done more than enough crazy stuff during his time in a gang; but he still struggled with openly challenging Jason and Cass. And Tim, but that was when the vigilante fell into his weird mumbling-in-the-dark episodes.
âIâm taking you there.â
He grabbed her arm and pulled her towards the garage section of the cave. Jazz yanked her arm free and stopped to cross her arms.
âI can walk on my own.â
Jason bristled, opened his mouth to continue their fight, but apparently that was when Alfred had enough.
âIf you want to get there in time,â his voice was neutral, controlled, and his face wore his signature arched eyebrow, âI'd recommend leaving right now.â
His tone was final.
Jazz and Jason looked at each other, frozen under the certified Alfred glare. They nodded and walked quickly towards where Jasonâs signature red bike was parked.
***
Arkham Asylum was a mess when the duo arrived â police cars flooded the entrance, and the Batmobile stood out like a sore thumb in the midst of all the red and blue lights flashing around.
Jazz cursed under her breath. She would have preferred to not turn the situation into a circus.
They managed to walk through the sea of cops and civilians looking in the compound from the metal gates. Funny enough, the few guards blocking the way didnât move to stop them once both glared at them at the same time.
Jazz made a beeline at the Director chatting animatedly with Batman. Black Bat was standing a bit back with Red Robin, probably discussing what just happened with Danny, but the Arkham doctor didnât care about them.
âI demand I see my patient.â Jazz didnât beat around the bush.
The Director blinked and slowly looked away from Batman, as if he couldnât believe someone had the audacity to interrupt this moment. âMiss Fentonââ
âDoctor.â She corrected him.
The man cleared his throat, throwing a nervous glance at the silent Dark Knight.
âDoctor Fenton,â the word was spit like it was a curse, âyour shift doesnât start until eight.â
âBut the Joker is my patient and I know heâs in there.â She gestured at the looming Asylum with her hand. âAfter such a traumatic event I need to see him.â
Someone coughed a laugh behind the Director. At least the man had the decency of hiding a smile.
âThe Joker is not going anywhere, Missâ Doctor.â He added when she glared at him. âYou can schedule a session tomorrow. That is, if your patient is up for conversation.â With that, the man deemed their conversation over and turned back to Batman. âOnce again, thank you so much, Batman. Iâm not going to ask how you did it this time, but we will certainly appreciate the results.â
Jason was as happy as everyone else that Joker wouldnât be a problem anymore, but the way this bastard was treating Jasmine was outright criminal. He squared up for a fight and tried to step forward, but a cold hand on his forearm stopped him. Jazz moved her eyebrows up and her eyes went over his body before she looked back towards the police. Several new vehicles joined the party â all the Gotham news channels were here to record the event.
And he wasnât wearing his suit. Right.
He nodded and remained where he was, but made a gesture towards where the Director was waxing poetry about how good Batman was for their city and how much the city owed him.
Do you want me to beat him up for you? He wanted to ask.
Jazz chuckled, hiding her smile behind her hand. She shook her head and patted his arm a few times.
âThanks,â she whispered, âbut not today.â
He didnât know how serious she was. This was the same person who pulled a gun at Red Hood and five seconds later forced him into a therapy session. The same lunatic that was excited about having the whole bat flock in her apartment so she could question them.
For the first time since the alarm sounded about Jokerâs escape, Jason let himself relax a little bit. Jazz was crazy enough to take on Arkhamâs finest and leave victorious.
âDirector Kallwick,â her voice was pure steel, âIâm afraid itâs imperative I see my patient after such a traumaticââ
âI think thereâs something you are not understanding, Miss Fenton.â
âAnd what is it?â She crossed her arms.
The Director raised an eyebrow, now fully facing her. It didnât escape Jason how the man squared his shoulders to look bigger and overpower Jazz. He had seen that behavior way too many times, in many different situations â and he didnât like it when men like the Director used it against people that couldn't fight back, specially women.
He glanced at Bruce, trying to gauge how much the old man would flip if he intervened anyway. He trusted Jazz, but he really didnât like the Director right now.
âIâm positive that after todayâs⌠development,â he smiled, âthings at Arkham will definitely change. For the best, of course.â He raised an eyebrow. âStarting with streamlining our staff and making sure we count on experienced doctors to treat the patients that really need it.â
Was he implying�
Jazz hummed, regarding the man with as much contempt as she allowed herself to show. âI know you donât like me, Mr. Kallwick. You never did. I know you hired me because you needed cannon fodder to sacrifice and keep the Joker entertained.â She smiled. âIâm young, but Iâm not stupid. And I know men like you â weak, scared, and cowardly.â
âHey there youngââ
âI know youâd rather let your staff die than develop better and healthier outlets for patientâs destructive tendencies.â She lifted a hand and walked closer, poking the manâs chest. âI know that you look the other way when guards and doctors mentally and physically abuse inmates because you actually think they deserve it.â She poked him again.
âI donâtââ He went to grab her hand.
She moved away from him so quickly and so smoothly that it looked like a dance step.
She smiled. It wasnât nice. âAnd I know all about what youâve been doing with the funds and donations.â
Even in the middle of the noise from the crowd at the gates, you could hear the man loudly swallow.
âI know about the embezzling and the bribes and the interesting filing mistakes and convenient registration mishaps, Mr. Kallwick.â Her eyes slowly turned greener. It was subtle, but you could see that her usual teal color suddenly looked greener than blue. A trick of the lights, you could think, but the bats knew better. âI know you donât care how or why the Joker is unresponsive, but I do; and if you want me to stay in my lane I highly recommend you stay in yours.â
The man processed her words, the thoughts clear in his eyes. He was probably thinking how she could have found out, or who told her, or how was he going to silence her better.
Jason saw the switch to the later thought as clear as day.
Bruce saw it too.
Before the man said or did anything else, the tall and quiet shadow of Batman placed himself behind Jazz, one hand on her shoulder as an obvious sign of his support. The other two bats placed themselves on the sides of the Arkham doctor, arms crossed, looking down at the man who was realizing too late the mistake he made.
***
âAre you still mad?â
âHm.â
âYou sound like the old man.â
Jazz glared at him, violently stabbing her ice cream cup and breaking her plastic spoon.
âYou may need to deal with those anger issues. Have you thought about going to therapy?â He said with a bright smile.
She stood up, not caring about attracting attention. Who was going to pay attention to them, Jason didnât know. It was way early in the morning â or late at night, it depends on how you see it â and Jazz had demanded they go to the closest ice cream place that was open.
Luckily he knew a place, because of course only in Gotham someone would be crazy enough to have an ice cream shop open at this hour.
âSome vigilantes, and some rogues, really like ice cream. It is an untapped market.â The man running the place said when asked, shrugging like it was obvious.
Jazz sat back down, now with a new spoon, and continued eating her sweet monstrosity of layered chocolate and dulce de leche.
âIf you are this mad I highly recommend you take it with Bruce. Iâm sure he will be very understanding and accept your feedback.â
She kicked him in the shins, rolling her eyes at his sarcasm.
âWhatever you say, mister Daddy Issues.â
It was his turn to kick her, but she was expecting the movement and moved away before he made contact. She smirked, taking another bite of her ice cream with a smug smile on her face.
God, he hated older siblings and their knowing smiles.
He prepared to kick her again..
âDonât even try,â a new voice said, the person taking the empty chair on their little table. âJazz is like a ninja when she really wants to.â
Jason wanted to differ and explain he had trained with literal ninjas, but the speed at which she whipped a gun on him not that long ago came to his mind. Was it a liminal thing? Or a Jasmine thing? Maybe a Fenton thing?
âHey.â
âHey back at you.â Danny sighed, taking Jazzâs ice cream cup and biting directly from the top layer. âThat bad, huh?â
Jason bit his simple chocolate cone, watching the siblings talk.
âSheâs mad because B scary dog privileged his way into making the Arkham Director submit and it undermined Jazzâs authority. She did a neat speech and everything.â He shook his head. âAll wasted.â
She huffed and stole her ice cream back. âI didnât need his support.â
âI know you donât.â Danny glanced at Jason. âBut itâs better if you have Batmanâs backup, yes?â
Jazz ignored him.
Jason took the chance to look at Danny, trying to find anything that was different about the young man. He still had the scene back with Joker burned in his mind.
King of the Ghosts.
He would have never guessed, given the scrawny and sleep deprived raccoon of a man sitting next to him. He was still wearing the same shirt and under the fluorescent lights of the ice cream shop, it was easier to see the scars on his arms and hands â and the ones peeking from under his collar.
âSpit it out.â
âHuh?â
Danny rolled his eyes. âYou have questions. Ask.â
âI donâtââ He tried to deny it, but thought better about it. Jason bit his ice cream and cleared his throat. âI want to ask about ââ
âOf course you want to ask about what happened.â
A soft thump! came from under the table, and given Dannyâs glare at Jazz then she probably kicked him for the sass.
âWhat do you want to know?â
âWhy are you being so forthcoming?â
âIâm feeling charitable today.â Another kick from under the table. âOk, ok! No need for violence.â He sighed. âJazzâs right. This is not my territory. If we want to stay, we have to play nice with you guys.â
The way he said it, and the way he made a face when he said it, told Jason that Danny was really struggling with trusting the bats with the information. Trust issues he could understand â one wasnât in their line of work without being betrayed or hurt enough to warrant these issues.
No. It was something deeper.
âWhy?â
âWhy what?â
There were many questions burning in his mind and he didnât know how long they had. âWhy⌠Gotham? Why Arkham? Why a guard?â
âYou just wasted your time man. You already know the answer for that.â He pointed at his sister, who nodded in agreement. âI followed her.â
âAnd I came here because I was interested in the rogues.â She added, licking her spoon clean.
Jason shook his head. âI meant â why is the King of the Ghosts⌠just⌠here?â He lowered his voice, glancing at the ice cream man. The man was half asleep on the counter and clearly not listening. âDonât you have better things to do?â
Danny responded with a dry laugh. âI have no interest in being the king of anything.â
âBut?â
He looked away, suddenly very uncomfortable.
Jason glanced at Jazz, but she was glaring at the table.
âWhat happened?â He poked the siblings, trying to be soft. It was obviously a touchy subject, and whatever happened was painful enough that theyâve been avoiding any mention of their past before Gotham like the plague.
âIt was⌠It happened a few years ago. I defeated the previous Ghost King, but nothing happened for a while. I thought⌠I thought things had calmed down since ghosts stopped attacking my town so often. And then, after I graduated highschool, the Observants started harassing me about taking the throne.â
âDid they hurt you?â Jason didnât know what these âObservantsâ were, but he could guess from context.
Danny shook his head, stealing Jazzâs ice cream again. âThey were fucking annoying, but they couldnât touch me. As the Prince, I was technically their superior and untouchable.â He bit the cold treat and chewed. Somehow Jason wasnât surprised Danny never got a brain freeze. âIt was a few more years of avoiding them and trying to keep peace in town, as well as trying to get to know the Infinite Realms.â He chuckled again. âI even considered, for a moment, that being King wasnât even that bad.
âIt was a pretty normal day when it happened. I went to the mall with my friends. Sam, she â She had a fight with her parents and went there to cool down and cheer her up. The ghosts came first,â he pushed the ice cream back to his sister, and avoided Jasonâs eyes, âbut nothing was out of the ordinary. We fought. I defeated them. More and more kept coming, faster than I â than we could contain them.â
âI was away at college, but I later learned that it was a massive all out attack on just Danny.â Jazz placed a hand on Dannyâs. âIt was a coup attempt.â
âI didnât know. I didnât know that so many people were against me being King, and all that time they were planning the attack, and if I just paid a little more attention⌠If I wasnât soââ
Another kick under the table. Danny cleared his throat and tried again.
âThe GIW came as well. Things went from bad to worse, and by the end of the day it was an all out war between us, the ghosts doing a coup and the GIW. With our parents at the head of the attack.â
Jason frowned. âBut you guys knew they worked with the GIW.â
Jazz gave him a warning look. âWe knew they collaborated and consulted for them. We knew about the patent weapons.â
âBut we didnât know that theyâd lead an attack on me.â
Danny did a brief pause to breathe, and stole more ice cream from his sister. She just pushed the cup towards him, apparently done with the treat.
Jason followed where the siblings were going. âThey knew youâd be at the mall. That⌠That Phantom would be at the mall.â Danny looked up, his tired eyes confirming his thoughts. âThey knew.â
It wasnât a question.
Jazz nodded anyway. âWe donât know how long they did, but the truth is they knew about Danny. And went for him anyway.â
Minutes ticked by. Jason and Danny made quick work of their ice creams, lost in thought. Jazz checked her phone, frowned, and typed a few messages before putting it away.
âPeople died.â
Jason blinked at the non sequitur. Danny swallowed the last of the ice cream and wiped his mouth with a napkin.
âNeighbors, friends, people I knew. That day. They were fine and then they were dead.â
Guilt. It was clear as day.
âIs not yourââ
âDonât.â He cut him off. âPlease.â
Jason nodded and decided to move on. âSo you won the fight?â
âBarely. The ghosts were either captured by the GIW or retreated when they became outnumbered. Tucker and Sam managed to mess up with the idiots in whiteâs machines and weapons long enough for us to retreat. But we knew that wasnât the end of it.
âWe packed what we could and I hid at Samâs, with the excuse that I would help her while she recovered â she broke her arm at the fight. We were a hundred percent sure if⌠if Jack and Maddie actually knew I was Phantom or not, but just in case.â
âI stayed. They didnât target me so we were positive they didnât know about me being liminal, so I stayed home.â
The vigilante frowned at Jazz. âWhat for?â
âSomeone had to monitor them to see what they knew exactly. I also hid away any weapon they could potentially use against Danny.â She shrugged. âNot that it actually helped, because neither came back home in the weeks after the incident.â
âThey were at the GIW base.â Danny crossed his arms and leaned back on his seat. The young man looked tired. âBecause of course there was work to do with the captured ghosts.â
Jason hummed. âSo theyâve been working on experimentation since then?â
Jazz shook her head. âWe were telling the truth when we said they werenât involved in that, at least not by the time we left Amity Park. Back then they were more involved in investigation on ghost containment and weapons research.â
He nodded, and turned back to Danny. âAnd the coup?â
The young man cursed under his breath. âDealt with them.â
Jason waited for him to elaborate, but he didnât. He cleared his throat and tried again. âWhatââ
âListen, man.â He slapped the table and stood up. âThat doesnât matter. They donât matter. I dealt with it. I accepted the damn crown and then told everybody to fuck off. And they have done that so far.â He breathed in, breathed out. âIâm nobodyâs king, Iâm just a simple guard now, okay? Nothing more, nothing less.â
With that, Danny walked away and left Jazz and Jason simmer in the tense silence. He looked at her, trying to gauge if he had said the wrong thing, but Jazz appeared apologetic.
âBefore you ask â I donât know either. Nobody does. He just⌠after we took down the GIW base, he took the captured ghosts back to the Realms. He came back two days later, hurt and barely coherent, and never spoke of what happened there. To anybody.â Not even me, the hurt statement was implied. âHe was⌠changed. He didnât say what happened but from what we could piece together it was bad, very bad.â
A myriad of possibilities crossed Jasonâs mind. How bad is âvery badâ? How much did Danny stir things up at the Realms that he had remained unbothered ever since? He tried to map the scars that he saw, and grimaced at the idea of two straight days of fighting after doing a raid to the GIW base.
Danny was done. With being a hero. With fighting. With trying to do the right thing.
What was even the âright thingâ here? Going back to being the King of a dimension that doesnât want him and he doesnât want in return? Give it up, and risk someone worse taking control of so much power? Destroying the GIW? Going after their own parents?
He thought about the Joker. He asked Jazz when she was back from checking on the clown, and she willingly shared some details about his state. Jason never felt sorry for the fucker, but gained a new appreciation for Danny and his abilities.
The power to take someoneâs soul and seal it inside their bodies â what else could he do? What other otherworldly and potentially devastating powers did he have at his disposal?
What else was he choosing not to face? What else was he running away from?
He stood up and followed Danny outside, finding him standing in the cold morning rain of Gotham. It wasnât pouring, but it was easy to get soaking wet if you underestimated it.
âI donât want to talk about it.â
âI wasnât going to ask.â
Both ignored the door when Jazz quietly followed them out of the ice cream shop.
âGood.â The younger man looked up at the gray sky, maybe looking for the sun. Water droplets fell down his face, and he welcomed them with a relieved, albeit tiny, smile. âBecause I donât have anything else to say.â
Jason rolled his eyes. What a drama queen.
He glanced at Jazz, who was shaking her head. âWhatever you say, edgelord.â
She pulled Danny to her chest for a hug, which he only protested with a tiny grumble. Jason chuckled before he was pulled in too by a surprisingly strong grip.
âIf I have to suffer sisterly hugs then so do you.â
Jazz giggled but welcomed the addition to her arms, not caring that she could barely hold both of them and her arms fell short. She squeezed them harder towards her chest, humming in delight.
Great, she was a hugger. Jason really didnât need another Grayson in his life.
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