Me in a ghost story
*me at three am*
"I guess sleep is overrated then"
*evil ghost appears in my closet like every ghost show*
*ghost looks over and-
*I am deadass asleep. Or at least, ain't nothing about to make me open my eyes, move, or make noise till that ghost minds it own business.*
The end.
-Alternate ending
*ghost looks over and-
*I am deadass asleep. Or at least, ain't nothing about to make me open my eyes, move, or make noise till that ghost minds it own business.*
Ghost: "This bitch."
*ghost crawls toward me*
*me still playing dead*
*ghost is on or by my bed*
*me playing dead instensly now*
*ghost accidently pulls my hair or touches my face*
*eyes fly open*
Me: "YOU BITCH! IMMA WHOOP YOUR ASS! "
*ghost catches these fists*
Ending: Ghost kills me or I knock the holy spirit back into it.
